Jul

27th

2017

tl;dr and spoliers everywhere · 4:10pm Jul 27th, 2017

Wow. A thing happened.

An important thing.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Look how fucking introspective I sound.

Okay.

Okay.

Just need to breathe here.

Favorable Alignment? My precious baby of a novel? It's done?

It's quite a surprise... If you look at the statistics, I pumped out 360k in a year, on this story alone, so it took a year to write this, eh? Not really.

Aug

10th

2016

Psst... Taking drabble prompts on my tumblr account. · 2:58am Aug 10th, 2016

I wanna write, but I'm stuck on a few of them, so I'm gonna take some prompts on my tumblr account. I'm gonna do Sombrapie, but I'll do some other ships, too, since I'm multi-shipping trash.

Help me out of my funk.

Report Harmony Charmer · 504 views · #harmony stuff #if you don't know what to ask me for i'll just put a couple down here in the tags for you to look at #cheesepie sunlight soarindash quibbledash fluttercord trixieblood buttonbelle #au sombra with mainverse celestia is another fave of mine #pretty much send me what you want and I'll give you what I can #also I might let lovey in on the fun #if you have any pairings for her that is #also i reblogged a drabble prompt thing for you to choose from

Sep

1st

2017

THERE IS NO GOD NOW (But there's a contest!) · 7:50pm Sep 1st, 2017

EDITS: NorrisThePony is judging in Word Worthy's place, and the deadline is the same time, but the date is Jan. 10th, 2018.

Report Ice Star · 774 views · #if this doesn't give enough information i don't know what does #icestarpony #lunbra contest #contest #i'm broke so no cash prizes #god is dead and no one cares #how did this ever get popular #thank you for helping make it popular #lunbra #relevant tag #memento mori #hi #why are you reading these

Dec

23rd

2018

F/F/T3K15 12/22: Iss Crimbus. · 3:31am Dec 23rd, 2018

Last week's Christmas torture has concluded. Enjoy.

Report Fallen Prime · 270 views · #f/f/t3k15 #riff #mary.okeefe.16 #22: heart wearming eve(lilo edition) #randy1317 #the cartoon force christmas spectacular #bioniclesaurking4t2 #a very ganma christmas #smashology #the shining armor #lloyd shamrock #a christmas party #good lord too many crossovers #jussonic & julayla & neros urameshi #fanfiction street: apple bloom saves christmas #I don't know if I can use the "good lord too many crossovers" tag twice but good lord the story tonight

Sep

13th

2020

A Great and Powerful Meltdown · 6:30pm Sep 13th, 2020

"That is IT!" screeched Trixie as she flung a hoof accusingly at nopony in particular. "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie has had enough!"

"What's she up to?" whispered Rarity with the most ladylike subtlty she could muster at 9 o'clock in the morning.

Starlight Glimmer shrugged and sipped her coffee. "No clue. Probably best we just let her get it out of her system, though."

Report Silent Whisper · 309 views · #I refuse to provide context for this #because there is none #there is only coffee and hoodies #I don't own any hoodies #I should start a fund to get me one #so I can do this too #Honestly? I don't know where this came from #but I thought you may be amused #so here #take it #New story coming out either tomorrow or the day after #and in theory I'll get the next "chapter" of Hell's Belles done too

Sep

29th

2021

Lover of the Moon · 3:22pm Sep 29th, 2021

TLover of the Moon

It's been a thousand years since everypony disappeared, and I feel a change in the air. Some secrets aren't meant to be kept forever, and my beloved Princess's are no exception.

Silent Whisper · 5.1k words · 113 5 · 1.1k views

It's here! Now we've got both sides of the story. I plan to update one fic per week, alternating between the two. It's time to get excited! Note that both fics can be read on their own, but if you want the full story, you're more than welcome to read both as each chapter's released.

Report Silent Whisper · 242 views · #LotM #CotS #no I don't know what the crab is in the art #I gave the artist liberty for the Nightmare Moon design and they returned with this masterpiece #and I was like welp #now I have to include a giant crab monster in the fic somewhere #I'll make it work #there are worse things to have to do #anyway! I'd super appreciate it if you read Lover of the Moon! #Thank you for your continued support #hmm if I made a patreon would anyone be interested or is that stupid

Feb

9th

2018

What's that? A new story? · 7:29am Feb 9th, 2018

Your eyes do not deceive you!

Report Matthewl419 · 344 views · #Aragon #Contest #Comedy Contest #I don't know #do you even read these #I am honestly just rambling #holy cow am I behind on my stuff #I also submitted art in the writeoff #which sounds a little weird like art in a writeoff? #but it happens #and I did #so you should totes go do the writeoff judgeing and write/ art for future stuff

Jul

12th

2020

Book Review: Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus · 5:27am Jul 12th, 2020

... yes, I bought it. It was too damn funny not to get. And I'm reviewing it because I might as well, right?

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus is, first and foremost, a parody work by Chuck Tingle, and it is erotic fiction. Be warned, all ye who go beyond here. Also, minor spoilers ensue.

Report Silent Whisper · 575 views · #book reviews #am I doing this with my life rn #the answer is yes #should I review actual fics #I wouldn't mind doing them #hello dear tag readers #did you enjoy the review? #do comment below if you did #and no I don't know how one has sexual relations with a motorcycle #and at this point I'm too afraid to ask #the trans dinosaur has a strap-on but asks us to refer to that as his cock so that's neat #honestly the romance was cute I think you'd like it #and really I've read a lot worse in the ways of romance and clop

May

7th

2018

Preach Electric to a Microphone Stand · 12:15am May 7th, 2018

I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

Report Aragon · 1,472 views · #FUCK I SHAVED AS PEAR AND NUMBERS WERE PREREADING THIS FUCKING BLOG #AND NOW THERE ARE TINY LITTLE HAIRS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD #I BARELY HAVE ANY BEARD HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE #I USE A FUCKING ELECTRIC SHAVER #ISN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO #SUCK THE HAIR #OR SOMETHING #FUCK #did you know I never actually learned how to shave properly #still don't know #never got around to it #should look into it at some point #oh god the hair is EVERYWHERE #FUCK #HOW AM I GOING TO CLEAN THIS

Sep

14th

2015

Newest Episode of MLP Season 5 (for those of you who haven't seen it yet or didn't know it came out...apparantly) · 1:21am Sep 14th, 2015

Report UniqueSKD · 318 views · #uniqueskd #unique #mlp #my little pony #sorry I've not written any new stories yet I'm having trouble focusing #i blame it all on jet lag personally #also having troubles regarding twidashloverxox and that date #i don't know if it'll ever happen #i'll keep praying for it though #hope you all are doing alright though #i've got some ideas for those posters and t-shirts i talked about having made so stay tuned for that! #okay now go watch this episode you little scamps!

Oct

6th

2020

On the Strategic Advantage of Speaking Really Fast in the Field of Law · 7:21pm Oct 6th, 2020

Twice a week, I’m immortal, and my brain contains the entire fucking Universe. Alternatively, I die. Zero middle ground.

Let’s talk about stress, exhaustion, and the need for a creative outlet. But, you know, in a funny way.

Report Aragon · 1,319 views · #So like I had to delete a footnote in this blog #where I explained that I'm actually classically trained in music #which is something that most people don't know? #even though I'm pretty sure I've talked about it #becuase I was like "this feels like bragging" #but now I'm like #I mean I do want to mention that I'm an oboe player #I spent years in the goddamn conservatory busting my ass after all #so I guess I'll just hide it in the tags cause I mean fuck it #most people prefer reading the tags over the blog anyway #and maybe I deserve to brag a little once in a while goddamn #just let me have this

Oct

25th

2015

okay yeah never mind · 9:34pm Oct 25th, 2015

there is no way i will be able to write the fic i wanted to
my writers' block is back, and i can't get the story to flow at all
so yeah
my hopes and dreams of writing a stressed-out halloweeen rarity fic are basically circling the drain right now