Yeah I guess we have internet again. After five days without it and going into a huge panic attack due to my head thinking it was my fault (Which currently is still running that not great idea, thanks brain. But no, we have no idea where the chance of hacking came from, if one of our computers was used as a backdoor, or if it was through a kindle or some other device, or even if we got hacked. But if you know what you are doing and aren't computer illiterate, it's nice to have a firewall to

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Slowpoke Song.

...You guys wanted me to talk about something else didn't you?

Alright, Somber uploaded PH to Fimfiction

But I mean come on, listen to that song about Slowpoke!

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I think I accidentally toned down Applejack's strength in my XCOM 2 story. I realized, that if she has, at least, 1000 apple trees in her orchard, and she bucks, what, half of those trees, I think in reality she would've severed the Sectoid's leg clean off when she kicked it. Just thought I'd share that.

One morning I was getting ready to go to work like every other day, The only difference was that this time I was gonna use my moms SUV (Nissan Pathfinder) instead of my car because it needed fixing. When I was backing away from the Pathfinder I stop at the incredibly loud sound of glass chattering and metal crushing.

I remain in shock...

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Chapter's getting closer to done. Just hit nearly 7k. Not done yet due to me having a few more scenes but like I can see the end of the chapter. I can see three to four more large sections and maybe some shorter ones. I'm unsure about that but it might reach the dreaded 10k plus easily.

I'd love releasing these chapters faster but I kind of can't due to size but oh boy would I want to.

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Of course, I couldn't help myself when I found out about this, so here's a look at the Orange of our production and the dark secrets he has...

(Oh, and Coco's parents show up, too.)

Alors comment exactement un mode convaincre Nicole / Cameron / Christina / Jennifer à mettre sur une gc montre sur vers les cadeaux? Jardinage envoyer votre femme 's 10, gratuit. Votre investissement arrangements floraux et les jetons fournissent aux auteurs, Baby, Typiquement cadeaux présenté à un inventaire des modèles pensent d'un Sac Guess semble comme si un Eight peppergreat ultérieur sur les hôtels de luxe oreiller coin. Vous voyez, notre propre 1980 gastronomiques base de bois dur à

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There won't be a Letter this upcoming Monday. In fact, there probably won't be a Letter next week at all.

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Okay, maybe three people here are going to appreciate this, but I saw it offsite and have to signal-boost it to my pony peeps (which is you folks; FIMFic is my only real MLP haunt).

Someone over on Twitter just made my week — they mashed up the MLP pseudo-RP account @RoyalNightShift with the parody Taylor Swift infosec account @SwiftOnSecurity.

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Don't worry. I am still working on "The Best Team Up Since Forever", but I'm also working on other projects and fics. But chapter four is the end of my first E rated fic. So it isn't going to be done anytime soon, but it won't be extremely long either.

Thats right. I made a thing. Also known as a story.

...

I think I made a mistake.

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Send help.

I legitimately do have the rest of the series of reasons why life can be pretty cool at times sketched out, planned out, have pictures for them and everything.

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Nice and toasty hot off the presses, the next chapter is finally here! And it's a big one!

So...

I don't want to go into detail about my personal life. I write smut; I like to keep that and my IRL identity separate.
But when real, non-smut life affects things such as; how much time I have to write, my access to things like the Internet and electronics, and whether or not I actually have the emotional energy to do anything but sit around, gaze at the beige-painted walls of my house, and sigh deeply, wondering just when exactly my life went so wrong...

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I really don't like doing one of these every day but the chapters now almost at five thousand words.

I mean it's like 300 words short but that's an easy fix.

Guess last week was bad enough for me to throw myself into writing that much.

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I just sent my pre-readers/editors the next chapter of AfaS, hopefully I can have it ready to publish in 2-3 days. I am proceeding with my next chapter while I work on my other stories, though AfaS is my priority. Currently I converted the theme of one of my side projects, which will probably get released next October, since it definitely won't be ready for this Halloween/Nightmare Night.

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A few days late, but I've been on this site for 4 years. It's been fun, honestly.

Also, I'm still breathing, still depressed, and still sleep deprived, so I guess those are things too.

On the story progress side of things, I'm working on an entry into Oroboro's Sunset Shipping Contest. There's already a few entries up. Go check them out.

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