Damn, who knew Dungeons and Dragons was so fun. I'll probably post some highlights here about every week, but this is more or less the Rundown for each person.
As the Dungeon Master, it's DracoTitan, who's been pretty generous, actually. Nothing truly exciting has happened yet, just our characters meeting and going on the road together.
>Play a DnD session after work
>Make new character sheet
>Name him Humpty Dumpty
>Be ruler's right hand man
>Sleep with his wife
>He walks in
>Thrown in cell
>Pulled from cell
>Be dragged by horsemen till death
Humpty Dumpty laid with king's wife
Humpty Dumpty ruined his life
Humpty Dumpty thrown in cell
"Humpty Dumpty, rot in hell"
Of all king's men, t'were death by horses
Humpty Dumpty had ran his courses
I'm at work, bored as fuck right? A co-worker of mine suggests a dnd one-off to pass the time. Dude always brings his dice and paper 'cause he's a fuckin' nerd—so am I, but that's beside the point—and I figured, fuck it, place doesn't pick up until like 8 (it was 5 at the time) anyway, so why not. Right?
So, here we have a page from Dan and Mab’s Furry Adventures with one of the characters stating that Candy Land is basically a beginner’s RPG.
And my question here is why they haven’t actually made this into an actual adventure in official tabletop RPGs like D&D and Pathfinder