DND · 3:17pm Jul 11th, 2017
Damn, who knew Dungeons and Dragons was so fun. I'll probably post some highlights here about every week, but this is more or less the Rundown for each person.
As the Dungeon Master, it's DracoTitan, who's been pretty generous, actually. Nothing truly exciting has happened yet, just our characters meeting and going on the road together.
Shrunken-LittleBro12 is Brimm, a Goliath fighter (Dueling) who, despite his rugged looks, is a huge softy with us.
Pixel Berry is our High Elf Sorceress, Lorara, who's more or less the Fluttershy of the group.
One of my friends from school, who doesn't have a Fimfic account but goes by OddityObby, is a Tiefling Warlock named Taborah, who's a racist towards Humans and Elves.
Our main support is SudokuBrony's character, Stamos Tsamis, the Han Solo-like character who's an Earth Gensai Bard.
Finally, there's me, Randikus, the Human Rogue, who, as you can tell by my first fic ever, is just as crazy, but, I have a soft spot for Lorara (Which we'll get to in the future).
Scene: A Tavern.
*Stamos fails to perform for the crowd... twice!*
Randikus: Your music's bad and you should feel bad!
*Tavern owner throws an icecube at Randikus*
Owner: Here's some ice for your burn!
Randikus: Yay! Icecube!
*Crowd throws tomatoes at Stamos, with Randikus throwing his single icecube. Taborah interferes, pushing everything back with her magic. Tomatoes make a mess, with some platting on the owner, which is topped with the icecube hitting on her head.*
Scene: The market place.
*Stamos and Taborah try to make a run for it in their carriage. Brim offers Randikus and Lorara a lift by having them sit on his shoulders. He runs and, very lucky, catches both of the would be get-aways.*
Scene: A fireplace in the woods.
*Taborah and Randikus take the first watch as everyone sleeps. A Satyr tries to sneak up to them and steal their stuff. Randikus catches him, with Taborah putting a sleep spell on them.*
Randikus:... So... want to cut off his balls?
Taborah: No.
-Fine... how about if I slit his throat?
-No.
-You're no fun. But, let's see what he has...
*Gets 200 Gold and a Pan Flute*
*Later*
*Lorara takes the watch, but hears some laughter. Turns into this scene at 1:50... kinda. 2 Large hyenas arrive. She wakes everyone up, telling them to stay calm... except for the Satyr... who books it... and is chased by the hyenas. He's eaten off screen.*
Scene: A forest.
*A giant lizard, about the size of an elephant and workhorse, is trapped underneath a fallen tree, blocking the path.*
Randikus: Let's kill it and eat it's flesh! *Everyone turns to him* What? It may not be tasty, but it's better than starving.
*Stamos approaches to the lizard and attempts to help it out. The lizard moves out and is free. Lorara approaches to the lizard and tames it. Lizard loves Lorara and is renamed "Hadara". Hadara quickly becomes protective of Lorara and pulls their wagon with no problem.*
*Later, at another campsight*
Randikus: *To Hadara* You know I was kidding about the killing and eating you, right?
*Hadara gives a 'Yeah, whatever' look.*
Stamos: Come on folks, let's gather around the campfire and sing a campfire song...
those are cute scenes but can you beat killing an adult black dragon with a critical, blowing it's head up, then using it's body to fly back to town. I was manning the right wing, our paladin was manning the left, dwarf fighter picked it up running fast enough for lift, and our rogue/wizard was standing on the shoulders screaming out the Flight of the Valkyrie. All this happened and the gods watched with shock and awe on their faces. After that our group hasn't played in a couple of years.
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https://m.... I have to do that for the finale. But with this
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thank you, thank you and we were only level 4 or 5 when this happened. the paladin was the one whom critical hit it with a regular mace, he was super strong but dumb and accident prone.
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We've all had critical wins and fails.