New review for the Tell Your Tale episode “Moon Festival” out now!

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It's happening everyone. The trailer for My Little Pony: A New Generation is coming in 3 days. Keep an eye out for that trailer, folks. We're finally going to see it!

“Attention, everypony!! This is a national emergency!! Shut ‘em down! Code red! Code red! Activate the alarms!! They know everything now!!!! Erase all possible clues!! We’re busted!!! BURN THE EVIDENCE AND RUN!!!!!!”

screaming and mass panicking noises intensify

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New review for the Tell Your Tale episode “Scents of Adventure” out now!

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Today marks Worthless’s one year anniversary of being posted to this site and kickstarting the Misty Saga! What a journey writing this series has been so far. When I first wrote the story a year ago, I never thought it would bloom into the phenomenon that it is now. Since then, I’ve learned so much and grown over the course of each installment. It’s because of you guys that I have the confidence I do as a writer, and I owe it all to this story. Misty really is a pony who speaks to me on

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Sigh, I just can’t stay away from you guys now, can I? This probably marks the third time I’ve said that I’ll be dipping until the semester ends, but I just can’t help myself from constantly dragging my moon-infested flank back here whenever something of relevance pops up. Well, everything I’ve said before about leaving until June, throw it out the window because I now have great reason to return (at least briefly). We now have official confirmation that Chapter 4 of Make Your Mark will

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SPOILER ALERT!!

Problem? I mean, yeah. Dammit, she’s a series-wide villain, isn’t she?! Now now now, let me explain myself. I haven’t watched all of Chapter 4 yet. Instead of watching the special and the other episodes first, I decided to cheat and jumped right to the ending of the final episode to see if Opaline was going to be defeated like we all thought. And she wasn’t. I mean she kinda was, but not really. She’s still around and hasn’t been destroyed.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!

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Hello, everypony and Happy New Year! Yes, it’s a bit late, but I am pleased to announce that I am back from vacation and what an interesting experience that has been. It ended up being the most productive 10 days for my channel ever, the first G5 defense video was finally uploaded, and I even got myself into a bit of a minor YouTube drama regarding my recent response video to beatfox15’s Chapter 6 review. Fun, right? Well all good things must come to an end, and with the start to a new year

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Yes, I know what you’re thinking. ANOTHER post ranting about the G5 hate. Well, trust me, this just might be my last post on this topic as I do not want to give these clowns any more time of day. Let me explain. So for the past few days, I have been quite active on YouTube in anticipation for the new Make Your Mark special “Bridlewoodstock.” I even ran into my old pal The Ohvist while debating other users and trying to convince them to give this special a chance. Oh joy. Well, we don’t need to

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Misty Brightdawn: “Hey, Izzy! Guess what?”

Izzy Moonbow: “Purpose releases this Sunday!!”

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Misty Brightdawn: (facehoof) “I…asked you to guess.”
_{Inspired by the TPOT 8 announcement on Jacknjellify.}

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5 days before the release of Make Your Mark Chapter 5! What are you most looking forward to seeing? What do you hope to see? Type your wishlists down below!!

I literally just woke up this morning and saw that Eldorado had given The BlueEM2 and I admin status over the Official Generation Five Site group! It appears that the switch worked! Hallelujah!! While we don’t necessarily *own* the group by legal definition, Crystalbreeze and Edboii don’t seem to ever be coming back to it, so despite our status being just as admins, consider us the de facto new owners of the group in all but law. I’m currently waiting until Blue gets back home in order for us

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Hey, everypony! I am back with a casual blog post. Nothing ranty, no calling out a horrible person this time. I just wanted to clear the air and explain some things that have just happened, or will happen. For one, you’re probably very confused about why there are two extra stories before the cancelled Guardians of Harmony story on my story page. Don’t worry, I have an explanation for that, and trust me, it’s not as complicated as it sounds. It’s time to reveal my greatest shame.

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Bet you guys didn’t expect this curveball of an announcement, huh? Well, it’s true. To those of you wanting one of my oldest stories to make a triumphant comeback, your wish has been officially granted by me, your handsome King Magnifico of Rosas-wait a minute. Sorry, I just love Wish way too much. But yeah. I am proud to announce that Star Wars: The Trials of the Force (Part One) will be making a return in 2024 and it is my mission to finish it once and for all. It’s been a long

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