May
29th
2019
And We Will Be the Bravest Souls in the Cemetery · 8:54pm May 29th, 2019
Oh, watch him lie on his lounge, that old Aragón, that sharp fella. Covered in that velvet red robe of his, sipping idly from a cup of whiskey. There's a man you'd call a friend. There's a chap you'd call when there's trouble -- not because he can help, but he can stand there looking, make a witty quip.
You could kiss him, right now, but you won't. Because you know Aragón, that sharp fella. You know that cup looks like it's full of whiskey, but chances are, it's full of cum.
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#"Excuse me?" the woman said as she approached me while I got out of the bus
#"Are you okay? Were you pickpocketed?"
#I looked at her -- crestfallen -- and said "I WAS."
#"Yeah I could tell from how pale you look" she said
#smiling sadly and offering me her phone in case I needed to call someone
#"Yeah" I said
#"I also yelled DID I JUST GET FUCKING PICKPOCKETED" when I realized
#"Yeah that one clued me in also"
