It simply will go wrong... Last week, I ordered a new phone. It took ages to arrive, and when it finally did arrive, it was a wrong freaking color. I mean, it's not rocket science to put a correct phone in the package! The funny part was that the color I got wasn't even available in the store I ordered it! Just, how is that even... I'd totally laugh about it if my whole week hasn't been such a nightmare already. But this was simply the cherry on the top.

We're havin' a party! everyone go to https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Havin's a grrrrrrreat tyme!

This adventure was so serious I made a deviant art account just to accomplish my goal.

Ok, let’s start from the beginning. This won’t take too long.

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To say I'm happy it's a comedy is an understatement considering what I said on my 123rd blog post:

Yeah, unless Universal wants the film to be critically panned upon release, they might want to make it a comedy or at least have it be self-aware of how utterly ridiculous the premise is.

Though, sadly, it does not have Nicolas Cage in a bear costume.

Chrysalis was pacing in front of Pharynx, Thorax, and Ocellus, who were lined up in front of her.

"Okay you three, first we'll start with a basic flip-"

"We know how to do those, Chrysalis."

"This is a review, Pharynx. As I was saying, we'll start with a basic flip, then work our way up to the defense moves I taught you-"

"You know, you're really bad at this."

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Had to highlight this gem. Just to balance out the non equine blogs, this channel normally does cats and dogs but....

I took a Pony Personality Test on Scratch, and my results were:

I’m 40% Pinkie, 40% Rainbow and surprisingly 20% Rarity..
0% of the others.

To play this yourself, click the link: Clicky!

Another says I’m Rainbow Dash. O.O

Play it yourself!

Another says I’m mostly Rainbow, with a hint of Pinkie and strangely Twilight.

Hello fandom! Your new favourite perky Pegasus here!

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Or the post for random shit I find on the internet.

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Yeah that's basically it. I have started working on the next chapter as well.

Chapter 3 is as of now called In Which The Author Butchers The Established Character

I HAVE NOW GAINED THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!!!!!

THE POWERS OF REALITY AND THE UNIVERSE ARE AT MY BECK AND CALL! WITH ONE SNAP OF A FINGER I CAN PERFORM THE ACT OF A LIVING GOD! BUT WHAT SHALL I DO WITH THESE POWERS YOU ASK?! WELL THE MOST EVIL TERRIBLE HORRIBLE TROLLISH THING I CAN DO UNLESS I AM BOWED DOWN TOO?!

I SHALL ERASE ALL YOUR POKEMON DATA!

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and to see part one:

After a half hour i can breath right again. OH god my sides hurt from laughing so hard.. anyways give this a watch.
If you dont like the word Fu*k you won't like this. xD

Ok im going to lay down for a bit to catch my breath. Hope you get a laugh.

This is the ad under my story this morning:

I had some beer with my dinner tonight. Let's do this. Unless you're squeamish. In that case, skip this one right now.

Inappropriate pony names that'll never make it to the show.

Nr5. Flower Pot and Kettle Belle.

Two girls, one of whom is a weightlifter. Both are a very dark gray, but they keep calling each other black. Too inappropriate for the pc brigade.

I mean, a pony named 'Pot'? That'd never fly. Might get a little high with Treehugger, though.

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Suggest more characters, maybe il draw them in this style ^^

I mean seriously, adding to the fact that this is somewhat true with every fandom, the whole video is nothing but humor upon humor stacked every second or so