1-2-3, Doh-Ray-Me

Or rather, don't shoot me with a raygun. I have too much to live for.

BTW, apparently, there's gonna be a thriller based on the real-life incident of a bear consuming a lot of cocaine:

Yeah, unless Universal wants the film to be critically panned upon release, they might want to make it a comedy or at least have it be self-aware of how utterly ridiculous the premise is.

Oh, and maybe have Nicolas Cage in a bear costume:

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[CROSSOVER KING]

I would love to see Nicolas Cage wear a bear suit and punch people again!

After all, you can cage a bear...

BUT YOU CAN'T BEAR THE CAGE!