(EqG) Transmuto Family Funniest Moments; Short 3: Epic Fail · 12:40am Aug 27th, 2021
Chrysalis was pacing in front of Pharynx, Thorax, and Ocellus, who were lined up in front of her.
"Okay you three, first we'll start with a basic flip-"
"We know how to do those, Chrysalis."
"This is a review, Pharynx. As I was saying, we'll start with a basic flip, then work our way up to the defense moves I taught you-"
"You know, you're really bad at this."
"Alright Pharynx, why don't you try being me if you think it's so easy?" Chrysalis snapped, pulling her sunglasses off and tossing them to him.
Pharynx smirked as he caught them, striding over to take her place. "Gladly."
Thorax and Ocellus glanced at each other nervously. Pharynx stood in front of them with a hand on his hip, his expression stern as he held the shades in one hand.
"Alright, listen up you lazy sons of bitches." He snapped, and the two jolted to attention. "As long as I am wearing these shades," Pharynx flicked his wrist so they snapped open, then raised them to his face. "I am in charge-ow, shit!"
The others promptly burst out laughing. Pharynx had just jabbed himself in the eye with the stem/temple part of the glasses. He glared at them, rubbing his eye.
"It's not funny!" he barked.
The others just kept laughing.
Oof
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*Huffs* "Jerks..."
look at me, you aint the captain now...
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"What?"
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Nah, nevermind.
but are you going to be okay? that seemed like it hurt....a lot...
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"I'm fine."
His pride is wounded more than anything. If you have glasses, you know what it's like to accidentally poke yourself in the eye when you put them on
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Oof...
just like rainbow dash when somepony ruins her massive ego
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Yep
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Do you like it?
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*looks at Phar* do you need an icepack or something or are you okay?
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"I'm fine..."
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Heh...the others will be teasing him about it for a while
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alright...
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*Pets*
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Yep