Nov
30th
2018
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! · 11:41pm Nov 30th, 2018
I HAVE NOW GAINED THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!!!!!
THE POWERS OF REALITY AND THE UNIVERSE ARE AT MY BECK AND CALL! WITH ONE SNAP OF A FINGER I CAN PERFORM THE ACT OF A LIVING GOD! BUT WHAT SHALL I DO WITH THESE POWERS YOU ASK?! WELL THE MOST EVIL TERRIBLE HORRIBLE TROLLISH THING I CAN DO UNLESS I AM BOWED DOWN TOO?!
I SHALL ERASE ALL YOUR POKEMON DATA!
EVERY GAME YOU OWN OR HAVE EVER KNOW SHALL BE DELETED! FROM RED AND BLUE TO LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE! ALL YOUR TOP TIER GROUPS! ALL YOUR SHINIES! ALL LOST INTO THE VOID FOREVER BY A SINGLE SNAP! AHAHAHAAHAHA!
IN FACT! A DEMONSTRATION!
SOON ALL POKEMON FANS WILL BOW TO ME OR LOSE THEIR PRECIOUS DATA FOREVER!
Every time RP starts a blog post with this you know it's gonna be good times.
Also, my 11-year-old self is screaming at you VERY hard right now.
You monster.
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YOU MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WANT TO WATCH GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE!
While everyone and their mother panics, I just luagh maniacally in the background, feasting on all the nerdy despair Rated Ponystar has caused. Cheers!
What in the fuck?
Let's see Darkseid top that!
I would use the Infinity Gauntlet to wipe out 7/8 of all Leftist SJWs (mostly the ones on the Far-Left including pro-Sanctuary and Pro-Illegal Aliens), Neo Nazis, KKK, Communists, Socialists, Fem-Nazis, and Illegal Aliens in the US.
I'd rather use the infinity gauntlet to obliterate the Tailiban and the Al Qida in Afghanistan!!!!
*Deletes own data*
YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME
Only 7/8?
Dude, you dont even need to threaten to delete everyone's Pokémon data to get me to bow down. Just do it and I'm yours.
Jokes on you, I never got past the main menu.
YOU MONSTER!!!! ALL MY LEVEL 100 POKEMON GONE DOWN THE DRAIN, YEARS OF PREFECTING MY TEAM DEMOLISHED WITH A SNAP OF THINE FINGERS!
Jokes on you. I never had any Pokemon anything to begin with.
Joke's on you; I deleted my pokemon games years ago.
My shiny, Modest, Fennekin! No!!