Ah, "The Conversion Bureau." Along with the "Displaced" genre and "Anon" stories, Conversion Bureau stories are a type of story I generally dislike. There are exceptions, but they're pretty few and far between. As in I've read exactly one story in each of these categories where I've had neutral to positive feelings about. The subject of this review is less of a Conversion Bureau story and more of a so-called "deconstruction" of the genre. Fillies and gentlecolts, ladies and gents, I give

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The TCB story revolves around a central theme, "Don't Put Your Dick In Crazy."

Remember that.

My job, as the author, is to convince you otherwise. And if you do. Even for a second. Ha!

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So TCB is all set, and Classics Months draws to a close. Good work.

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Six years.

For six years she has slept in a coma and now she has awakened. The entire world wants her to die for her crimes. Equestria wants her to die for her lies. Even I will admit I just want to see her die so I can move on with my life.

But before I say goodbye to my mentor, the former Princess Celestia, I have to ask her one question.

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Like I said, my being late will be a regular problem for the next month. And maybe the month after that because I also work Mondays... look, just be prepared to not see my post until well after the one on F/F/T3K's forum for a good long while.

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Sorry it's a tad late. We didn't give ourselves enough time to trim the last riff to its final length. It's done now, though, and right here. Unsurprisingly, a lot of people died trying to conquer just the FIRST story in here.

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At last we can unveil our first riffing project under our new banner... and it's Chatoyance. It's a marvel we haven't covered her before, but she's so divisive and volatile a topic that we couldn't resist. Our inaugural riff of F/F/T3K15, of "Ten Minutes: Aftermath," can be found right here. Clench your butts, people, because a lot of 'em are getting hurt.

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Aaaaaaand we're back to revisit my two years worth of work as a fanfiction writer. This time however, we're getting more selective as this time we bring up my two top gunners; The Conversion Bureau: Judgement Day and Stay, plus my "One-Seat One-Shots" that I wrote in between. With no more ado, or even more shameless self-promotion, here they are:

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This was finished after I went to bed. Apologies for the announcement delay.

For last week... did you really think we'd run an entire block of trollfics? These are the fruits of your pain. I hope you suffered well.

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We're finally putting down "Three of Me" for the time being. Finally. Maybe someday we'll actually finish it.

Until then, though, we're doing more revisiting this week. It's a shuffle of fics from authors we've run before. Have fun.

Sorry it's a little late, Ring didn't get it set up until after I'd gone to bed.

First up, last week's, the finale of our coverage of "Living the Dream." All set for the reading. Have fun with that.

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You kicked ASS on the last one. And I'm surprised by how many of you stuck it out even through Felix Dawn and Mykan. I know I say it a lot, but you guys are fucking TROOPERS when you wanna be.

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Our previous nonsense is dead and buried. Enjoy.

This time, we've got a double shot of script-format works. One tangentially relates to Cuphead, as our tangential nod to the Smash Direct that announced the eighth Fire Emblem character.* Enjoy that too.

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Our Project AFTER post-mortem is complete. Congrats on roping me into it personally.

This week is the next installment of a story from one of AFTER's most bitter rivals. "My Little Cardboard: WHAT Characters?" continues.

And those of you who've been reading since before I joined this outfit know exactly who "he" is.

First of all, we wrapped up "Moonlight." Congrats on persevering there.

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