USA $ is now canon and if you want 150% of a smoothie, you have to pay 200% more because Sunny is not good at math.
Pipp is frustrated because she's small and fat.
Zipp is playing Angry Pegassi on the cellphone.
Sunny puts everything in the mixer without pealing the melon or at least cleaning it. I'm not sure if these smoothies are even safe for consumption.
Pipp gets a small portion because she's small and fat.
The Queen is so good at messaging that the youngling can't even follow.

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I've wanted to make this journal entry ever since I saw Chapter 6 of MLP: Make Your Mark, so I think it's time I finally do, cuz there is a lot to unpack. Be warned that there will be spoilers if you have not watched Ch 6 yet. If you'd like to skip to the part with me talking about how this relates to Flurry Heart's Story, scroll down past the two hyperlinks followed by the bold text.

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It took over two weeks, but I finally figured out something interesting to say about this episode. The overall bronalysis reaction to this episode (well, the half dozen or so that I've seen anyway) all appear to agree: this episode is a good follow-up to "Crusaders of the Lost Mark" but otherwise is a bit forgettable.

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It's not on Youtube, so I can't post it, but here's my commentary of Make Your Mark - episode 2: Growing pains

There's just one pony with a mustache in Mare Time Bay, and his occupation is styling mustaches. He gave it 20% off, yet for some mysterious reason, nopony took him up on the offer.
Nopony wears a hat. Not even the one selling hats. How do these ponies make a living?
Hitch is scared of tentacles. I mean vines...

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"I have an announcement that will change all your lives: I'll run you over with my rollers to death because I'm hurrying so much to tell you this."
We're eating too much junk food. Just look at Pipp. Don't you all agree that she's fat?
And forget that my smoothies also make you fat.
We could magically combine plants. Or just mix them together, you know. Both can work.
We could even... cook!
Yuck to pony food.
French fries, because France is a place in Equestria.

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From now on, whenever I do something wrong I'll just say, "I'm just getting my sillies out."
Was that Sprout Cloverleaf? And he wasn't trying to destroy everything? How peculiar. The lobotomy they performed on him must have been really effective.
Why do ponies have 4 long legs if they're exhausted after a short run while a dragon on two small legs doesn't even break a sweat?

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The series has finally came back after the first episode going to watch the whole episodes and not spoiling it for everyone and hopefully nobody out there until half of the people watch it and I will give my opinion about this so see you then

I thought Misty gave up on the lantern already. She couldn't find it while she was staring directly at it, what were the chances that she finds it while the New Mane 6 were around?
What does Zipp do when hearing evil Misty evilly talking to evil Opaline? She goes back to sleep, that's what she does.
Nothing sus around. Everything is in perfect order. The best time to go back to sleep. So what does Zipp do? She goes sightseeing in the middle of the night for no reason.

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Well, this pretty much confirms what many have suspected was going to happen: Misty's going to be playing double agent.

If you don't want the possible ending of MYM Chapter 6 spoiled for you, DO NOT WATCH TELL YOUR TALE EPISODE 67 UNTIL THE CHAPTER IS RELEASED AND YOU'VE WATCHED IT!

Hasbro bucked up again.

Disclaimer: I haven't seen episode 67 yet. I won't even touch it until MYM gets that new chapter.

Hasbro took a step back from the Disney logic of "Princess=Good, Queen=Evil" in the latter stages of Friendship is Magic, as well as G5.

After eight episodes, I look at Opaline and wonder who's going to write her better; the showrunners or the fans.

So far she's reminded me of the Stepmother from Cinderella, the Queen from Snow White, and Mother Gothel from Tangled.

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Did Pipp start filming herself the moment she woke up?
Portrait day. Pipp turns on her head to look presentable.
What's with the whorse lipstick?
"I'm busy!" *Zipp looks at a picture of Twilight
Private investigation on the most public place. Smart, Zipp.
What Twilight was warning us about was the portrait day!
Headshot!
I still hate how Sunny's rollers just disappear when she turns. And why do they have to show the mistake twice?
I guess literally everypony is watching Pipp's streams.

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Warning: Winter Wishday Spoilers Below!!!

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Well, I may not be G5 biggest fan due to reasons. But I say this look interesting

Good morning, everyoony! We finally have a trailer for Make Your Mark - Chapter 2! Get a full 1 minute and 35 seconds worth of teasing for our new pony series releasing on September 26th.

So, I know that G5 had a rocky start with the first movie and then the Make your Mark Series, but I feel the Tell Your Tale minisodes are getting good. I like the 2D artstyle, not to mention the storylines. Also, 5 minutes per-segment is pretty good. And with all that content, let's hope it carries over to the main MYM series instead of being non-canon. Truth be told, I kinda prefer TYT being a full series. I hope they make a special that uses the TYT artstyle instead of the 3D style of MYM.