Make Your Mark - episode 4: Ali-conned (my commentary)

"I have an announcement that will change all your lives: I'll run you over with my rollers to death because I'm hurrying so much to tell you this."
We're eating too much junk food. Just look at Pipp. Don't you all agree that she's fat?
And forget that my smoothies also make you fat.
We could magically combine plants. Or just mix them together, you know. Both can work.
We could even... cook!
Yuck to pony food.
French fries, because France is a place in Equestria.
There are so many things that need changing. Why won't everypony obey me?
That orgasmic face Sunny makes whenever she turns into an Alicorn...
Oh, Sunny suddenly became sexy. I'll pay attention to her now.
Am I finally a full-fledged attentionwhorse? He-he! My dad always told me that I'm special.
I said it's not about selling more smoothies, but I lied. It was always about corporate profits.
Oh, I can't turn my head to look at my wings. I have to use a mirror. And me flying didn't give it away, either.
My wing erection was an accident! Why does everything excite me? Why am I pansexual?
The professional attentionwhorse has been outwhorsed.
So, if her horn is translucent, could you see directly into Sunny's brain? Just wondering.
"Sunny can transform into an Alicorn? I've never seen this before." So, she herself was born an Alicorn?
"If Sunny is always an Alicorn, she will be at my side." Wait, what?
"I bought a smoothy that I don't like the most."
"It's time to plot." With plot like yours, I bet you can do a lot of plotting.
"Misty, I'll need you to infiltrate like you've done a hundred times before." "But how?"
"Speaking of plot, I want to see Sunny vulnerable on my bed. Make it happen."
Monkeys are canon. She was probably referring to humans.
Shadowbanishement. Has Youtube made it to Equestria with its evil policies?
Food, yuck. Stones, mmm.
You wish to adopt my precious? Sure, he's yours now. Freedom!
Don't be yourself. Be a better version of yourself. Be an Alicorn!
You need to get me excited first, foals. Can you do that? Can you make me excited?
"I wanna be an Alicorn when I grow up." Who doesn't, filly? Who doesn't?
Sunny has big checklists. Twilight reincarnated as Sunny. It's canon.
"We made a chimera plant. It's alive!"
"We made an Alicorn happy." Oh, I love it when a service has a happy ending.
Misty has a hard-time blending. *blends with the most famous mares, somehow
"We're super influential." Oh, are you Alicorn too? No? Well, then you're noponies.
Freshen up in the hardware store. It's an Alicorn thing.
Oh no, where did my erection go? How will I perform without it?
"Am I going insane?" "Yes."
"I'm your inner voice. You know, as the one schizophrenics have."
"Ha-ha, I manipulated Sunny into becoming more powerful. I'm so smart."
Pipp is cringy as heck. There go all her subscribers.
Pipp rage-quits and destroys a cell phone.
"What does Sparky have that I don't have, except for the most powerful magic on Equus."
"I have another idea and you'll listen to me because I'm an Alicorn and you're not."
Izzy destroys. "Perfect!"
"What is my skillset if not being an attention whorse?"
"Would an Alicorn want to be friends with a branch?" That's an odd question to ask a god.
Sunny doesn't want to lose her master-race status. Decides to lose her master-race status.
"I told everypony to meet me at the podium. Where's the podium?"
Sunny wants to speak about her passion, but the magic just isn't there anymore, for some reason.
We all know you have two personalities now, Sunny. Just kill yourself so we can have more of the other you.
Sunny hugs a pillow because nopony likes her. I know the feel, Sunny. You'll learn to embrace it and revel in it eventually.
"Being an Alicorn doesn't make you different." Oh, shut up Izzy, you know not of what you speak of.
"You're everypony all in one like a true schizophrenic."
"Thank you, Izzy, I guess I am a special snowflake after all."
"I think it will put you in even better spirits. After all, you can't get below zero."
"This recording of me will ruin it. But by the streamer code, I have to post it for everypony to see."
"Oh no, my plan to make Sunny powerful and somehow make her my slave by some unknown means failed."
"I can finish this myself, the way it's always been." I've yet to see you lift a hoof, much less finish something...
"To drain all their powers I'll need dragon flame. Oh, I actually changed my mind, I'll need the unity crystals."
"I need to find a new way in. If only buildings had doors..."
"Two more steps to the left." *Sunny stands still
"A community garden without the community? That's so stupid that I'll laugh at you now."
"I... I... I'm getting interrupted by an orgasm again, aren't I?"
"I think I can transform into an Alicorn when I'm truly helping somepony." That's not what the mirror said...
"It's not about being perfect but being true to yourself. And since I'm a failure at everything, I posted a video that reflects that."
"Where is Sparky?" Wasn't he ridding Pipp? I mean on her back, not... riding her like... You all have dirty minds! Stop thinking!