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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Dec
25th
2022

Make Your Mark - episode 7: Hoof done it · 3:32pm Dec 25th, 2022

I thought Misty gave up on the lantern already. She couldn't find it while she was staring directly at it, what were the chances that she finds it while the New Mane 6 were around?
What does Zipp do when hearing evil Misty evilly talking to evil Opaline? She goes back to sleep, that's what she does.
Nothing sus around. Everything is in perfect order. The best time to go back to sleep. So what does Zipp do? She goes sightseeing in the middle of the night for no reason.
"I must be dreaming." Why present tense? You know you're awake, Zipp, right?
"It's gone?" No shit, Sherlock.
Who cares about it, anyway, they have constant rainbow-generating Unity crystals. Who needs a lantern, anyway? How did they get it, anyway?
Sunny has false memories.
Nopony wonders where Misty is.
"Who does this?" Doesn't everyone do that?
"Dirt? The same dirt that's in the community garden." So, Zipp tasted community garden dirt too?
Wait, why didn't Misty take the lantern?
Why did she panic? Like, she was out scot free.
Pipp, don't you think Sunny might not be as happy as Zipp?
There's a hole and a shovel nearby. Surelly those two can't be connected.
Zipp found everything Misty did last night weird. Is surprised that she's acting weird...
A hole, a shovel, glitter, pile of earth, weird Misty; nope, no clues yet.
Maybe ponies on the other side of the world have some answers.
Sunny, why are you just sitting around doing nothing. Don't you have a lantern to find?
Sunny knows how magic works without learning anything about it or trying it out before.
So, why did Sunny go to the top if she didn't have the conditions for her spell to work?
Zipp is giving everypony cancer again with her x-ray glasses.
Zipp finds a prey.
Zipp preys on little fillies.
One filly knows they were all sleeping. That means they were sleeping together in an orgy-like manner. The other filly also confirms this.
YouHoof videos. Or was it RedHoof videos? Or maybe XXXHoof videos?
Fillies know about Pipp more than her own sister. Some detective you are, Zipp...
Obviously they didn't make the lantern, right?
Zipp wants to try a different strategy. But what's wrong with bullying?
What isn't dirt and glitter, Izzy? Is that how you see the world? Just dirt and glitter?
Why isn't Hitch on the case? Zipp sucks at solving mysteries.
Wait, does everypony know about the lantern?
"Where are we?" Izzy, did Zipp use clorophorm on you?
Izzy took the lantern? At least now we know how Misty managed to find it.
Flying robot is inteligent and knows language. I guess singularity has already occured in their world. Forget Opaline, watch for Terminators!
Zipp runs instead of flies after Misty.
I guess she never heard of vertical tackeoffs.
Zipp accuses Misty without evidence. What was that about flying to conclusions again, Zipp?
Isn't anypony going to ask why the lantern was outside?
Why didn't Zipp connect the wing glitter to Pipp? She must really suck at being a detective.
Zipp's cutie mark still glows even though she sucks.
Misty missed another opportunity to just take the lantern and run.
"Like my sparkle." So, that's an actuall thing? It wasn't just Izzy halucinating?
So, why was Misty running away then, Zipp? Why do you suck so much, Zipp?
So, Misty ran because she can't get her words out of her mouth?
What was that about?
Random song because writters couldn't write enough words.
Sunny promiced everypony a game of tag? That's what would trigger the Unity crystals?
"This thing is powerful." Is it? It never did anything special before.
"Where is my powerful lantern?" Good question. I'm on Opaline's side with this one. Misty deserves to be spanked.
"There seems to be a pattern emerging." You're my best pone right now, Opaline.
And there it was, a spank. It's canon. Opaline spanks Misty.
Oh, we're back to dragon fire again? Make up your mind, Opaline.
Sparky is God, the creator of life.
"The sky's the limit." Sparky burps and the whole atmosphere transforms to cianide, proving that even the sky isn't the limit. Also killing all life on Equus...

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