Is that only half of it is actual mowing; the other half is finding creative solutions to obnoxious problems, such as low-hanging tree branches, dog poo, bugs, dog poo, intense daytime heat/humidity, dog poo, unrealistic deadlines, and dog poo.
On that note, I'm not wearing my shoes indoors until I've put them through HAZMAT-level decontamination procedures.
Note: If you haven't seen Ultra Fast Pony up to episode 52, this might not make sense. (but it might still be funny)
see this screencap for information
I just want my son back
"You used to be big."
"I am big. It's the [website] that got small."
(Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)
I feel like a lot of people i know involved in the MLP fandom have, at some point or another, stopped watching the show itself. Doubtless they have reasons, good reasons. I think i've asked a few of them why, and they've told me; and at some point i forgot. And that's a bit of a shame, because i might have to start asking them again, tracing patterns, finding connections.
It is past midnight in Ukraine, August 24th. It is their Independence Day.
May the menace of tyranny be outlasted once again.
So I poured myself some whiskey and what felt like two seconds later, my dad came into the room where I was drinking. 
I was sitting at the dinner table and put the glass between my legs. When I miraculously had the chance, I ran up to my room and finished the whiskey. Now I'm drunk. I feel pretty chill but know I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow. I normally stick to a finger to a finger and a half of whiskey, but this time I had about 2 fingers. Wow I'm trash.
Well ladies and gents, this will be the last Saturday we'll all be here, waiting for a new episode to drop.
I haven't seen it, and I've largely avoided spoilers, so I really don't know entirely what to expect. I'm nervous. Excited. Anxious. Hopeful. Wistful. Lots of things, really. We'll see how it all shakes out.
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