Hah! I did it before you, Biscuit! (I think) A "Not Another Blog" blog! Nyah!

So, yes, I went to Bronycon. I probably should have posted something beforehand so if anyone who I didn't already know was going to be there, they would know to look for me should they have wanted to say hello. *doublechecks the preceding English* Eh, good enough.

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So I mentioned a thing. I don't know if anyone really noticed because it was the most minor of a mention and surrounded by things that were more thing-y.

Well, it's blossomed into a full blown thing-tree...

I need to get off the thing-trip, because I was suddenly reminded how squicky things get with a Thing around. And I'm getting side-tracked.

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I bet you all are wondering a great many things - I am too! - though the foremost is likely what happened to all the cheese. I'll get to that. In the more immediate term, I have indeed moved. Solo apartment life was going to soon become untenable and thankfully I have some good friends who helpfully reminded me in passing that I had an open invitation to stay with them. So I did the only sensible thing and announced that I was going to be taking them up on that.

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Do we have to update (stories uploaded before the update of the new tags) all stories with the new tags? Say for example a Futurama story of mine, would that need the sci-fi tag?

Because... I have lot of stories.

Or could I just add these new tags to the appropriate newly uploaded story that sits its genre?

No, seriously. It isn't.

I've been a bad author and a terrible person. I know y'all are impatiently waiting for TLaP to update, but something got into my head that I just had to do. It's clop. It's kinky. It involves horses and no humans.

So... Does anyone want to proofread it?

I understand if, as punishment for my failure as the author of the story you're here for, you don't.

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A friend found something magical the other day! I now have a desk companion of my very own. (Wow, doesn't that sound dirty?)

Huzzah! Ah-erm... I mean Time to go on adventures! Off to the first one!

Maybe the first one will involve staying inside...

...

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So character tags. Here are the percentages of seeing them in my stories :).

Applejack: 75%

Princess Celestia: 25%

Princess Luna: 25%

Princess Cadence:25%

Princess Twilight Sparkle -_-: 25%

The other mane 4: 50%

The background ponies: 55%

The cutie mark crusaders: 70%

Discord: 69% :P.

And Everypony else is about 65% of chance into coming to my story.

Now you guys know how the character tags possibility is of a story. Also the OC and Other tag are 15% :).

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Starting off I will do the Q&A.
If you have any questions you would like to ask me, just put it down in the comments of this blog.
I reserve the right not to answer questions, thought I should point that out before honf(XD).

Now onto the Updates.
1) I have made some changes to my reviewing, if you haven't checked it out, then here is a link to the change.

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look at twilight sparkle hugging her first child

I've been thinking a lot about tags, because I'm going to be publishing a story soon, and tags are an important part of any story published on this website.

We can all agree that the basic function of a tag is to tell the reader what the story is about, yes? So tagging should be easy: just choose which tags fit your story the best.

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Megan is such a mixed bag. I mean, foremost is she has to be rescued from falling off cliffs/slopes what? Three times? Four? But then there's the awesome moment where she blindly flings herself out of danger with a giant sunflower (and, hilariously enough, into another cliff rescue).

Danny's just a dick.

Molly is baller as **** though. For a kid, y'know...

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...and do you know where your author is?

No?

Well, that's completely my fault.

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hhhhuuuuuhh never expected to need to log back in for this much but i'm mostly here to tell y'all that uh

• currently my tumblr is not fluffysam1212 bc my sister gave me a fucking panic attack when she found it
• and that i moved discords! fluffysam1212#4156 now

that's all have a nice day/night

also it's like 5am as i write this oh m y god
also jfc that's a bit of feed sadjkdh

happy valentine's day i'm going to cry bc i can't hold my gf 👌

(Just pretend it's this guy saying that):

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Ya big babies. It's like no one appreciates a quality sonic OC 'round here.

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there is something in the air

something is poisoning them

their lungs collapsing from nothing

their them decaying into nothing

their nothing becoming n o t h i n g

that something is me

and i return to sow again what i reap

the nothing in the end all see.

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To the West Coast!

I don't normally do this kind of thing 'cause I'm, well, shy, introverted, quiet around people I don't know, withdrawn when in strange surroundings, etc., etc. Buuuuuuuut... Later this week I'm flying out to Portland, Oregon for an uncle's 80th. I'll be around for a few days, and even traveling up to Bend to visit the resting place of a relative from long, long ago.

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It has been found! The picture from Quills and Sofas!

Yes, yes, I know I'm very late to the party, but in my honest defense, nobody ever tells me anything. Apparently horizon had it all along! /superfrownyface Well, thanks to an amazingly circuitous series of happenstances, I'm now in the know!

Which makes me so happy! Now I've got proof that I was in the immediate vicinity of G.M. Berrow!

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"Patoot!"

While surely adorable in it's own right, this will make more sense if you read this story:

The Changeling of the Guard

You really should, if you aren't already.

I heard the site is going to go down that road. I personally might just stick to horse words. That said, it could be nice to see some non horse words here.

I beat not right now, but it seems very soon, right?

Knighty added a ton of tags. They're pretty good tags; like, porn is especially useful, since I can now call out which of my stories have fucking in detail and which ones just have it off to the side as an event. The overall effect will be to make me look like... less of a pervert? Or maybe more of one.

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