Pharynx growled, trekking through the woods. He was sent to find a certain nymph who’d snuck out of the hive. Again. “Hero! Come out! I don’t have time for this!”

Hero wasn’t too hard to find. He set up camp in the exact same spot everytime.

He eventually found said camp, where Hero was camping. He peeked into the tent, finding him sleeping (as usually) under the blankets. Completely under the blankets.

“Ugh... Hero.”

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Hero thankfully saved his nymph-hood and trotted through the woods.

“Wroof?”

“No Wolf, there are no towns nearby...”

Wolf nuzzled his friend. Hero grumbled and they continued walking. After a while, they stopped and rested. Hero threw rocks into a nearby lake.

“Wroo?”

“Yes I’m mad! We have nothing to eat thanks to the Alicorn! And you’ve tried to eat me twice today!”

Wolf whimpered, before running off.

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Apex was hiding under Thorax's bed. He felt safe there, but that didn't matter. He was whimpering and crying as he sheltered under it. Hero had stuck his head under the bed and was trying to convince him to come out.

"Come on Cousin Apex, it's gonna be okay."

"No! I-I's all my faul'! I' a'ways is!"

"It's not your fault Zenny and Flutters are going through a rough patch!"

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“Hey Hero? How come I’ve never heard you cry?”

“Don’t be silly Zen, toughbugs don’t cry.”

*In room, on bed, curled up in a ball, Three Days Grace playing, and crying.mp4

“Hahaha!”

“What?”

“You have a freaking boner!” *Points at Hero’s no-no square*

“Dagger, we’re horses. When do we not have boners?”

“...Fair enough...”

*Minding his own business*

“Hero!”

*Turns around* “Yeah Zen?”

“It’s Bez and Blu! They... They...”

“Were captured by what I can only assume are old/abandoned OCs? Yeah, I heard.”

“Well, help them! Use your powers!”

*Sighs* “Look Zen... I cant do anything, okay? I just can’t...”

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*Walking*

"So Hero, how are you liking the new body?"

*Sniffs and flank falls off*

"Uh... what the heck was that?"

"LMFO. Laughing My Flank Off."

"You forgot the laughing bit."

"Eh, let's be honest, no one really laughs at the Internet that much Ky, they just go." *Sniff*

Thanks, Clone Hero.

Hi I am still new for a while, anyone can recommend me good stories to read, I would like, if there is good ones, I know there is, so if can recommend.

Thank you! Also thank you for like my story!

Hero held Strawberry close. He was hanging out with Zenex, who had been looking at Strawberry. “Hey Hero? Can I have a turn with him?”

“Hm?”

“Your teddy bear. Can I have a turn?”

“Mm-mm, mine,” Hero replied bluntly, letting out a small hiss.

“Uh... I know it’s yours. I just wanted a turn.” Zenex got closer. As he got closer, Hero’s hissing got louder. “Hero, I just want a tur—”

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Well well well, unlike what the title says, no, this isn't about racing or cars or really anything related to vehicular movement.

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Zenex ran towards Hero. “Hero! Hero!”

Hero looked over. “Woah woah Zen, tap the brakes. What happened?”

“I-It’s stupid really...”

“Tell me.” Hero sat down.

Zenex also sat down, then looked up. “I have a problem...”

“And that is?”

Zenex let out a sigh. “It’s Flutters and Apex...”

Hero’s ears perked. “Oh?”

“Mhm... I-I like them both and...”

“You don’t want them to be sad.”

Zenex nodded. “Yeah...”

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*Smirks and walks up to Pharynx* “Oh Papa Pharynx~ look what I found~”

“Hm? Oh, what the?!”

“Heheh, so, how to tell Tempest about this?” *holds up Tempest body pillow* “Heh, you are one sad bug. Tempest flashing her marehood? Such imagery. I bet Tempest or maybe Venom would love to hear about this.”

“K-Kid, you better put that back...”

“Fine.” *breathes in* “HEY VE—”

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"I am not small! stop saying I'm small!" Ramirez said as she stomped her hoof on the ground in frustration.

"yes you are" hero replied plainly as she got more annoyed.

"Hmph, I can't believe my new friend is already annoying me by calling me small"

"because you are not to mention cute" Hero said as he picked Ramirez up.

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*Walks up to Thorax* “Hey, Uncle Thorax?”

“Hm? What is it?”

“Does Auntie Ember know you have this?” *holds Thorax’s Ember body pillow up*

*Blushes furiously* “H-How’d you find it...?”

“I mean, I already saw Papa Pharynx’s...” *looks at the other side* “Awww, Auntie Ember’s gonna be mad when she finds out you have an image of her showing her—”

“Don’t tell her, please! I’ll do anything!”

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Hero woke up to a strange feeling tickling him. His legs began kicking a bit.

“Hm...? Who’s ther— Wolf?!”

The wolf looked up, blinking. What made this so bad was that his head was between Hero’s legs, ending at a very unfortunate spot.

“Wroo?”

“No! It’s not sausage!” He paused. “Well, I guess one of its names is sausage but—”

“Arwoo!”

“Wait! No! It’s not sausage! It’s not sausage!” Hero screamed. Wolf ran at him. “Nonononononono! NOOOOOO!”

“Hey Papa Pharynx! Why did the chicken cross the road?”

“Why?”

“To get to the idiot’s house. Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“The chicken.”

“...” *Blinks* “Now listen up you motherf—”

Okay guys, I'll be busy with some College stuff right now, so I won't make new chapters to anything really. Another one will come, but for now, I'm busy getting my grades up. Though, here's some ideas for tales that I'd like to do, but may not do for a while. So have fun with these ideas I'm throwing out!

Robo-Guard
Tags: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Dark, Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Characters: Shining Armor, Princess Cadence, Other/O.C.

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Q: Are the rest of the Mane 6 going to awaken a Hero Soul?
A: Yes. There will also be two OC Hero Souls, both of which play a plot relevant part to the story, but are not actually a member of the main cast.

Q: Who will be reincarnated in other Hero Souls?
A: The Mane 6, Spike, and two OCs. There will be no other Hero Souls.

Q: Will there be romance/sex in this story?

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Hello and welcome back as we look back at the various plot holes that the movie “Starfleet humans” produced. And once again, this is touching upon a little on Sunset Shimmer.

You might be wondering why a lot of it hits her...that is mainly because 49% of the plot holes revolve around just how little she matches with her cannon persona. And this is not thinking about how she is not all that great of a villian.

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