He Ran Away (Again) · 10:19pm Aug 10th, 2020
Pharynx growled, trekking through the woods. He was sent to find a certain nymph who’d snuck out of the hive. Again. “Hero! Come out! I don’t have time for this!”
Hero wasn’t too hard to find. He set up camp in the exact same spot everytime.
He eventually found said camp, where Hero was camping. He peeked into the tent, finding him sleeping (as usually) under the blankets. Completely under the blankets.
“Ugh... Hero.”
“Mm... wha...?”
“Hero, get up.”
“No... I don’ wanna...”
“Hero, I don’t have time for this. I should be drilling my soldiers, not hunting down a nymph.”
Alas, Hero didn’t budge. Pharynx did the next best thing and grabbed his hind legs and began dragging him out of the tent and across the ground. This immediately woke Hero up.
“What the?! Hey! Let me go!”
“No! You’re coming back to the hive! That’s final!”
Hero looked at his hooves, which glowed light green and a vine shot from his hooves, wrapping around a nearby tree.
“C’mon Hero! You’re coming back to the hive even if I have to drag you all the way back.”
“Welp, have fun playing tug-a-war.”
Pharynx sighed and walked over and chewed on the vine, snapping it.
“Oh...”
“Now come on.” And so, he continued dragging the nymph back.
Heh, cute
He’s quite the mischievous one, isn’t he?
5333142
Heh, suuuure...
5333143
“You have no idea.”
5333144
Well, he is. In a rambunctious sort of way.
5333146
Heh, thanks.
5333148
Heh, no problem
5333151
Whatever.
“Yeah. This nymph is a nuisance!”
5333154
“Hold my beer.”
5333158
“Whatever...”
5333159
True that.