Moving · 5:31pm Jan 9th, 2021
Zenex ran towards Hero. “Hero! Hero!”
Hero looked over. “Woah woah Zen, tap the brakes. What happened?”
“I-It’s stupid really...”
“Tell me.” Hero sat down.
Zenex also sat down, then looked up. “I have a problem...”
“And that is?”
Zenex let out a sigh. “It’s Flutters and Apex...”
Hero’s ears perked. “Oh?”
“Mhm... I-I like them both and...”
“You don’t want them to be sad.”
Zenex nodded. “Yeah...”
Hero nodded. “Well, you could ask Flutterwings if she’d like to have a polygamous relationship.”
Zenex shook his head. “I don’t think either of them would be comfortable with that...”
“Fair enough. How about dating both of them?”
Zenex shook his head. “Isn’t that just cheating...?”
“True...” Hero looked around. “I have one last option for you.”
“What...?”
Hero opened a void portal. “This leads to Saddle Arabia. You can stay there until Flutters thinks your dead and starts looking for other nymphs. Or you could just stay there and think.”
Zenex blinked, looking at the portal. “What about ‘Pexy...?”
Hero shrugged. “He’ll be fine.”
Zenex sighed. “Okay... I’ll start packing.”
Hero nodded.
...I don't think that's going to work Hero
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“You got a better idea?”
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“Can Steel come too...?”
“Oh fine.”
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...Talk it out? Besides...*holds up Apex, who's whimpering* "Z-Zenny's leaving...?"
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“Eh, and yes. He’s leaving for a 'vacation'.”
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*bottom lip trembles* "I-I's my faul' righ'?"
This totally won’t end badly.
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“At least we have a brotherly friendship.”
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“Not really. Zenex just needs to relax.”
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At least he’s not doing drugs to calm his nerves.
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"...Wahhhhh!" *runs off crying*
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Well sh*t.
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Flutters isn’t gonna be looking for any nymphs if she thinks he’s dead.
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Yeah...you might want to just encourage Zenny ototo-chan to just talk with Flutters and Apex...Flutters probably won't take it well either
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Perhaps.
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“Okay!”
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Eh
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Also, Hive and the Fangs will be worried, and Thorax, and Ocellus, and...pretty much everyone
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True
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“Uh, yeah!”
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Mhm. So...how about...you get Zenex, Flutters, and Apex in a room together and make them talk it out, then we toss Orchid into the Frozen North instead?
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“Wait, what?”
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“Yeah! To Arabia!”
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Like, we change the portal's location to the Frozen North, toss Orchid into it, then you, Apex, and Flutters talk things out. It's far easier than you running away and leaving behind everyone who loves you
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^u^
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*Already stepping through the portal with Steel and Hero*
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Zenny! *follows them*
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*Portal closes as she enters*
(We should stop)
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(Yeah, probably)
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(K)
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(Okay)