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MlpHero


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  • 3 weeks
    Canon+ Lore Dump 1: Bolt-Throwers and Magi-Throwers

    Information:
    Bolt-Throwers are a new weapon, introduced in my headcanon. Bolt-Throwers are loaded with… well, bolts, which are essentially big nails.

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  • 4 weeks
    I should really make a come back here

    Gotta do my redemption arc lmao

    The next BFR chapter is at 1670 words. It's coming

    It's just my tism has me working on like

    8 different stories lmao

    I might start dropping Canon+ stuff tho. Mainly lore dumps

    I'm also working on the cover art so yippeeeeeee

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  • 12 weeks
    Not Dead Yet. Surprisingly

    So uh… where the fuck have I been?

    So as some of you know, I don’t log onto Fimfic that much anymore, unless it’s to update a story (I might change that, but Fimfic doesn’t seem to get a lotta traction anymore-)

    So what’s up? Where are the stories? Why am I dead?

    Well, it’s mostly because I’m not particularly smart. Basically, I have a *bunch* of side projects I’ve started working on.

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  • 22 weeks
    New Blue Fang chapter out

    Gods above, I really gotta get a schedule or something.

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  • 33 weeks
    Current Projects

    This is a list of ongoing or planned projects

    Firstly, I have a new saga that’s not MLP!

    Introducing

    Journeys

    This is a new fic series based on a Pokémon AU I’ve had for some time now, but it’s out now on Ao3! Two chapters so far, but many more to come!

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Jan
9th
2021

Moving · 5:31pm Jan 9th, 2021

Zenex ran towards Hero. “Hero! Hero!”

Hero looked over. “Woah woah Zen, tap the brakes. What happened?”

“I-It’s stupid really...”

“Tell me.” Hero sat down.

Zenex also sat down, then looked up. “I have a problem...”

“And that is?”

Zenex let out a sigh. “It’s Flutters and Apex...”

Hero’s ears perked. “Oh?”

“Mhm... I-I like them both and...”

“You don’t want them to be sad.”

Zenex nodded. “Yeah...”

Hero nodded. “Well, you could ask Flutterwings if she’d like to have a polygamous relationship.”

Zenex shook his head. “I don’t think either of them would be comfortable with that...”

“Fair enough. How about dating both of them?”

Zenex shook his head. “Isn’t that just cheating...?”

“True...” Hero looked around. “I have one last option for you.”

“What...?”

Hero opened a void portal. “This leads to Saddle Arabia. You can stay there until Flutters thinks your dead and starts looking for other nymphs. Or you could just stay there and think.”

Zenex blinked, looking at the portal. “What about ‘Pexy...?”

Hero shrugged. “He’ll be fine.”

Zenex sighed. “Okay... I’ll start packing.”

Hero nodded.

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Comments ( 29 )

...I don't think that's going to work Hero

5432623
“You got a better idea?”

5432624
“Can Steel come too...?”

“Oh fine.”

5432626
...Talk it out? Besides...*holds up Apex, who's whimpering* "Z-Zenny's leaving...?"

5432627
“Eh, and yes. He’s leaving for a 'vacation'.”

5432628
*bottom lip trembles* "I-I's my faul' righ'?"

This totally won’t end badly.

5432629
“At least we have a brotherly friendship.”

5432630
“Not really. Zenex just needs to relax.”

5432631
At least he’s not doing drugs to calm his nerves.

5432636
"...Wahhhhh!" *runs off crying*

5432636
Flutters isn’t gonna be looking for any nymphs if she thinks he’s dead.

5432639
Yeah...you might want to just encourage Zenny ototo-chan to just talk with Flutters and Apex...Flutters probably won't take it well either

5432651
Also, Hive and the Fangs will be worried, and Thorax, and Ocellus, and...pretty much everyone

5432654
True

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“Uh, yeah!”

5432661
Mhm. So...how about...you get Zenex, Flutters, and Apex in a room together and make them talk it out, then we toss Orchid into the Frozen North instead?

5432663
“Wait, what?”

5432665
“Yeah! To Arabia!”

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Like, we change the portal's location to the Frozen North, toss Orchid into it, then you, Apex, and Flutters talk things out. It's far easier than you running away and leaving behind everyone who loves you

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^u^

5432674
*Already stepping through the portal with Steel and Hero*

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Zenny! *follows them*

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*Portal closes as she enters*

(We should stop)

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