Staying the Night chapter 2 is coming. It's just coming very slowly.

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If you want a project written?

WRITE A FORMAL FUCKING DOCUMENT FOR THAT PROJECT.

DO NOT:

• Use periodic comments spread over a fucking week inside a Slack chat room as your official documentation.
• Use a string of emails as your fucking documentation.
• Ignore questions that you get asked, or worse get ANGRY when you are asked questions ... WHEN YOU HAD INSISTED THAT THE DEVELOPER DO SO IF THEY HIT ROADBLOCKS.

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Yes, I will announce when I Work. And when I take a break. Just so everyone is on the same page.

Just checking in for those following along. So progress on the current short story has been slow partly because of a number of IRL things and partly because I am in partly untested waters.

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It’s not too often that I talk about other work, but I thought y’all would enjoy how a memorable shift went down.

I may or may not have mentioned in a previous blog post that the group homes are locked down. No visitors, nobody goes out into the public at large unless it’s absolutely necessary. This of course weighs heavily on some of our residents who are used to having more freedoms, who are used to doing more things.

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Right, it's been one week since I've published something that has yet to be pubished! =

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So, art progress:
1) I tried sketching rather than drawing a whole line in one go. It went badly.
2) Tried again, and it went better!
3) The traced out the lines and... well, it's progress, especially given that it took me an hour and a half to draw a decent circle with I first started

Words to live by.

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Big Mac of course will be saying eeyup in the back ground

Alright most of you are asking the obvious question, what are Darwin Awards and is this related to Social Darwinism?

No.

The Darwin Awards are amazing stories where fools remove themselves from the Gene pool or fail so spectacularly that it cannot be forgotten.

So Im asking for people's submissions of stories like that. Heres my first (From a previous Darwin award):

First chapter of my new story, "The Flame" is complete and has about 1,650 words. It is inspired by the chimera scene in the episode "Somepony to Watch Over Me" and is about a chimera in the Everfree Forest. I am considering having two different rated versions of this story and would also appreciate an editor before I publish it. If you are interested in filling the editor role and think you could do a good job, message me and I will give you the password.

Wow, work just got crazy.

That is, sadly, the life of a dev shop. We try to plan on a steady stream of work but each of our clients expect that they will be given priority.

Well, three separate services all required big interventions, and all of our clients are flipping out. So, no pony for me right now. Pony again soon, though. Thought you all deserved some manner of explanation.

Me(cashiering at target): Have a fantastic night! :D

lady: MERRY CHRISTMAS. THAT’S RIGHT I DON’T DO THAT HAPPY HOLIDAYS B&LLSHI%T.” (Storms off)

Me: wtf e-e

I once wondered what awaited us beyond the celestial vault, what the stars were and what they held. Now I can only think of how I regret every day of ever finding out….

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I got off work early and started writing for a bit.

Short story: I took a typing course in high school. I got pretty good at it. My WPM is around 70 still, and I think that's alright.

Plot twist, I just took a test and it's closer to 60.

That's not much of a story.

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In our next installment we have a little story that was meant to sort of mirror A Dragon's Wake. I, unfortunately, did not finish it, but here it is anyway!

Gemma's Wake

Summary: A human girl wakes up in Equestria as a little dragon. She soon hitches a ride with local pirates, sailing the crazy seas of Equestria. What hi-jinks will she get into? And what's with this Daring Do pony! She's annoying! No one talks that way to Gemma Dragon!

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So, I've been working on the next chapter for What I've Done, and it's been coming along pretty good so far! The only problem, though, is that I need to go to work tonight, and am unable to finish it up on account of my need to sleep.

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So, people might know I worked for Wal-Mart for a little shy of three years.

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Hello, little flowers! As promised previously, Empty Horizons: The Lost Student is finally out on FimFic! As I've said a few times now, it really is a huge improvement over the first version, and PsyonicG has been dutifully writing at an impressive pace to get it done. She'll be doing a chapter a day until she runs out of backlog (seven chapters), and then it'll be back to your standard seminal update schedule.

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I just got a phone call from a company I applied to three months ago that wants me to pass a test before I work for them, but pays $20 for entry level workers when they start. Wish me luck, please.

No, not yet!

I've been feeling very sluggish over the past few weeks. Not looking forward to work, I believe, has been my major issue. However, this week, like last week, I'll only be working Saturday and Sunday, although I'll have another double shift of bus boy duty on Sunday after closing on Saturday again like last week or the previous week, I believe. My sense of time passing long-term has been quite thrown.

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