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It was shit.
Like, cliche teen dramas, but this time there's a killer involved. In the first season, it even felt as if the whole killer thing was a sideshow to the teen drama until the last third of the season. I found myself rooting for the killer way too often because of the pure agony the show put me through by having me care about those annoying teenagers.

The only good "woke" is that time you woke up with a beautiful girl at your side. The fact that your parents were on a vacation, meaning you didn't have to get up a like six in the morning before the rest of the family and quickly sneak back to your own bed without being seen, is a definite relief to be sure.

So, basically, that time you woke up, looked at the clock, kissed the sleeping beauty at your side and fell back to sleep for about three more hours.

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So I'm actually quite looking forward to The Rings Of Power, the soon-to-be cinematic series based on Tolkien's Middle-Earth lore. The Lord of the Rings is probably my favourite film trilogy and, while it's debated to this day, I really enjoyed The Hobbit series.
And there's something I feel I need to say...
I get that Amazon is...not a perfect company run by perfect people. I won't say anything else about that because frankly...I don't consider it relevant.

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There's something I think I need to say...

So I hear a lot about how some people prefer films that are 'so bad it's good' over average or mediocre films.
So, for instance, people prefer Batman and Robin by Joel Schumacher to Batman VS Superman by Zack Snyder.
I mean, I see how this works. A film can certainly be entertainingly bad and gain more attention that way.

But then I hear how people wish films were made in the manner of 'So Bad It's Good'.
I'm sorry but...that doesn't work.

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I know I'm late to promote. I was at the Eldritch Moon prerelease. Shut up.

So last week's is done, and this week's is a bunch of weird crossovers. Whoever's not going nuts yet, go nuts.

Hi all.
I've been giving it some thought and, while 2019 hasn't been bad for me at all (Difficult certainly but nothing really that bad happened) I can understand it has been a rough year for more than a few of you.
A lot has happened, good and bad.
I don't need to tell you about the bad.
But here's quite a bit of good to those who need it.

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Hope you had fun with those crossovers. Some of those sounded like they hurt.

...oh, fuck me. Fuck me with a belt sander. I just looked at the link for your new one. It's Mykan. It's Starfleet.

So here's a bit of a backstory:

You hear that? That's the sound of your nipples getting hard at the mere thought of what lies underneath the line break. You have probably never wondered how Aragón poetry sounds like -- but, guess what, darling?

You might find out anyway.

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