Besides on Discord or here in Fimfiction. Because every time I come to Discord or Fimfiction, it's usually for the same reason: to promote my stuff and selfishly bother others/disregard others' stuff without taking the time to think for my self or others' content.

Sorry about that.

New gay r63 Flutterdash smut up.

[Adult story embed hidden]

The story name was inspired by a very pretty, very sad Leonard Cohen song. The story has nothing to do with it, though. Except for both sort of being about marriage, I guess? Just. Leonard and I had totally different experiences with marriage.

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I broke a longer chapter in half for pacing/cliffhanger reasons. I hope it's good; I've been over it so many times Grammarly only found 24 errors. But we all know Grammarly is full of shit, and that it can't find the really bad problems.

ANYWAY. Editing the last mane-story chapter. Then we'll see if I really only need one chapter of epilogue.

Hey all Magma here.

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It's over here full of smut now so I can't link to it any more! Username there is CaptainHairball,
Right now I'm just testing it out by porting over some of my best pony stories, but I'd like to do some Armello and Beastars stuff as well. Maybe a little Star Wars if I feel ambitious.
So, yeah.

You know where to find it.

I sort of want to do a spin-off about Skull and Bullseye, or whatever their names really are. It'd be pretty dark tho. Also we know how it ends now...

Oh speaking of which! I forgot to mention that I started my own review service and its the title of this blog post. If you are interested in a Zero Punctuation-esque review, then I direct you to my submission thread, to the Zero Punctuation group, or to I will leave the submission form

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This time, on Foreign Exchange: Point of Sale: Repurposed corporate ad copy! Another fight! Major canon deviations! Obligatory DJ character! Gratuitous cameo!

Presenting The Body to Soul EP!

Six tracks of amateurish noises ranging from chill stuff to dancy stuff. Have something resembling fun.

So, on a bit of a whim I created a new group called Happily Forever After. I've grown tired of stories and artwork showing agelessness as the worst thing ever. So, rather than just complaining, I decided to do something a bit constructive. This group will be for stories and artwork that show characters being immortal in a positive or fairly neutral light.

Faster-Than-Light technology has stopped. Every advanced artificial intelligence has disappeared. Eight-hundred-million lives teeter on the edge, a fortnight from starvation. In the midst of it all, Detective Marion Clay is hunting for a psychic terrorist, a being so dangerous that her colleagues aren't even allowed to know they exist. She has sixty hours. No leads, no description, and no air conditioning.

At least it's not retirement.

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Hi hi, everypony!

This is a helpful, handy little bit of cross-promotion to my FiMC:C audience to let you know I'm publishing another story this afternoon (the 14th December) at 6pm GMT, a sequel to Relaxing Celestia called A Night on the Leash. When the story goes up, that url will become live.

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Hi everypony!

Today, the 14th December, at 6pm GMT, a sequel to Relaxing Celestia called A Night on the Leash will go up. When the story goes up, that url will become live.

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Hi everypony!

Of late, I've been working on a sequel to Celestia Kneels Before Her Queen, and it's just about done!

On Saturday, at 6PM GMT, I'll be publishing Twisting Twilight. Chrysalis, having thoroughly brainwashed Celestia, now sets her sights on the next largest threat to her eventual victory. Celestia will make the perfect pawn in defeating Twilight... if Chrysalis can overcome her slave's last pesky shreds of morality when it comes to Celestia's most prized student.

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Shower with your Mom simulator! Changing Equestrian nudity taboos narrated at length! Inverse square law of horniness! Gratuitous polygon reference! Further, somewhat contradictory discussion of Equestria nudity taboos! Not very gratuitous sex! The squeaky wheel gets extra work . traumatic backstory! Actual trauma!

Another chapter on deck for Thursday.

Good evening!

My new story, Coming Home has been published. It's a piece, as I have been turned of late, about family and reconnecting after a mistake. Why am I writing so many of these? Well... I had my own falling out with my family. Coming Home is closer to what I experienced in my own family troubles so long ago. It's not what I experienced, but some of what I experienced is there.

Reconnecting with estranged family is difficult at times.

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I'm Livestreaming! playing some Necropolis - join chat, ask me questions, watch me murder things, talk about ponies! Come hang out! I just might be answering questions about Discovering Friendship and other fics as well *wink* *wink*

Okay, I'm about to make myself stop refreshing FiMfic for the night, but before I go: I have a new little story up, a sweet little hurt-comfort/cuddlefic called:

EPerfectly Not Perfect

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

Rainbow Dash has pulled a muscle in her wing. Not a big deal, until she tries to fly home on it in bad weather and nearly dies. Fluttershy saves her, carries her home, and takes care of her.

• Fluttershy
• Rainbow Dash

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It has great dialogue and lovely cuddles! It's a great story to read right before bed! Also its doing quite well! Yay!

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Not a pony. Are goats okay? (personal secret sauce)

Uhm, I'm not really good at self promotion ... or any promotion. Where can I go to ask people to look at my writing without being a royal pain in the a ... butt?
Have a good day.

Nevermind. Found it.