My birthday is on Thursday, when I turn 28 years old.

If you wanna send me something as a gift, here's my Paypal.

I could set the story with the main character (Half-blood) speaking about his home or I can have Discord(God) speaking about the purge of the gods... Then bringing a few things in. Zecora(Oracle) , And Luna(dreamscape)- I know how and you'll see it soon!

I don't know who Discord(Father) or the Main character(son)?

Some people have said that this story is unoriginal. I’m making it so it isn’t. It will have some key elements from MLD, but it’s going to be completely different when I start working on the next couple of chapters. I always try my best to come up with great stories and original stories I really, really am but some people think that this story is just a swap between Twilight and Rainbow. Please give my stories chances.

If you are thinking in your mind, "Oh great, another random new fan fiction writer who probably doesn't know the difference between, 'there' and 'they're' " then you are absolutely-!
WRONG.
Biggest pet peeve of my life.
It's funny 'cause this is my first blou post and I have not even finished one chapter of any of the several fanfictions I am working on. And by several I mean....

*counts unfinished chapters of different fanfictions*
*dies*

At least 7.
Actually 8.

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Worked so hard on this Writeoff fic, and completely forgot that 2:00 EDT does not mean 2:00PM.

Welp...

Come laugh at me, then.

Sorry for the long delay and all that. I decided to take a short weeklong holiday from FimFiction to just sorta relax and refresh my mind. Now, I know what some of you ought to be thinking. "But wait, Ian, didn't you take a break, like, a month ago?" To answer that, yes, I did. However, the difference was that was a mandatory break I couldn't avoid, and even as I was drugged up, I was still attempting to type. This time, however, I chose to do this. I felt that I needed to better my

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feeling like crap again. never felt worse. i know how you feel devonus, i really do. and it's not pretty. i'm sorry you had to go through it, and now here i am going through it. nothing worse than being anti-suicidal however, i couldn't kill myself even if i wanted to. i can't even kill an animal for gosh sakes. i can't kill anything. i want to end it, but i can't, i won't, there's too much weighing on me for me to just go. i have to stay here, i have to push through it, i have to be the better

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Aragon: "...You cut open your penis."

Pickleless: "I really REALLY don't like doctors."

After a long hiatus and consideration, I've returned to writing. And for my debut, I updated Chronicles of Light.

How's everyone doing? This thing is probably dead. Lol.

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I was getting my older brother's laundry from outside. It's freezing. The only warmth I had was a thin little jacket, (my coat was being cleaned, my other was MIA) and I ventured outside. I had four long lines of clothes to collect. I lost feeling in my fingers, (I had no gloves. Or hat) I regained that though.

I'm warming up with some hot cocoa, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and a lovely cupcake.

IT's 47 DEGREES OUTSIDE! CELESTIA, TURN UP THE SUN!

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Last Kisses Will Probably Update This Weekend
Also the next chapter will be RariJack and is currently being written (in Microsoft Excel. Don't ask). Because some of you like crazy modernist-inspired horsewords, it seems. I'm looking at you, Dubs

Vows Is Actually Being Written

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Yes you clicked this, hi. I probably should have done this a long time ago but since I'm gonna take this seriously, I'll pause my Bon Jovi playlist on loop and introduce myself.

I am Darth Pinkie, obviously. I do mostly crossovers and I have an upcoming story that will be WWII based, as I am an avid war studier. To anyone who actually thought I left, as Fluttershy would say it "I'm sorry"

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So, first, let me apologize for how long this has taken. I can't really make that right. Also let me say sorry to all the Fracture fans out there.
You know, the both of you.

It's with a heavy heart that I've come to decide that Fracture is cancelled/complete.

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Sup everyone been awhile hasn't it like an long ass time seriously i had so much trouble getting my shit together when it came to this site and just in general i mean geez but anyways let's get this shit started shall we boys and girls?

So starters I am deeply sorry for being gone for so long like i was, there isn't a real excuse to why i was but it had to deal with my internet trouble and getting a computer which as of today i finally got and it was alot of money to get this PC trust me.

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The chapters will be out in... (Looks at watch) now.

Enjoy.

Still dealing with the things I have been dealing with what with depression and anxiety and all that. And I have not updated my fanfiction net account cause I've been busy for a few weeks with homework. I'm still not going to watch anymore MLP episodes that I don't like but I'm not going to stop writing ponyfic. I was just in a really low point and had to take a break from all non school writing to calm down.

So current plan is to maybe work on something during my spring break

Hey guys. Have you ever just not felt like not writing anything for various reasons? That's been me for the last couple of months. But I'm going to start writing the new chapter for Equestria Mystery Dungeon tonight. And holy crap, I can't believe how many upvotes this story has gotten since the last update months ago. People have really wanted a story like this; I can tell. The numbers don't lie.

That's all I got. I hope you're all doing well.