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Hope you're paying attention to the date.

Today is April Fool's Day so Happy April Fool's Day everypony!

1. I am going to take a break from this website until May!
2. I don't love my boyfriend anymore!

Haha!!

APRIL FOOLS!!!

Please do NOT take those two statements seriously because it's April Fool's Day, the two statements are NOT true at all, and I had to think of something to say!

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Today is a day! A most precious day! In honor of this most prestigious day, I made soup! It's a very special soup! Look at that decadent broth, those moist meaty chunks! It's soup! It's a kings soup! Soup of kings! I want to share with the world, so they too know SOUP! THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF! MADE OF SOUP! SOOOOUUUP!!!

Have a good 1st soup everyone! :D

I've been on this site for awhile now, so I've decided to reveal who I truly am.

It may come as a bit of a shock, so if you are of a nervous disposition I'd suggest that you turn away now.

No? Really? Your choice.

Well, here goes.

In reality, I am...

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Well, chapter 24 is done but waiting to be edited. Peers is busy for the week and says that he can't get to it until thr or fri. so... I thought I would help pass the time if I release my April fools joke chapter early. I was going to release this on April 1 as the next chapter but after thinking about it, I thought it might be a bit mean, so here it is in a blog instead. I plagiarized a real story to make this, and I did it all for fun so treat this as a parody.

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In case anyone was wondering, I'm not an April Fool's kind of guy. I'm all for a prank every now and then, but I'm not the type of guy to participate in this sort of event. The way I see it, AF Day is a lot like an action movie: Kinda fun to watch, but the moment I try to do what I see myself, I lose an arm or something explodes.

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Don't worry, all is well.

Also, holy crap do I need to get my productivity back up.

Before we end with a bang with “Oh, Mother, Where Art Thou?”, it’s time to announce the next few episodes coming up for Flurry Heart’s Story!

Do You Ship It? - Flurry and her friends go around town deciding which ponies make the best ship. They post about it on their Cantr accounts and hijinks ensue.

Thanks, M.A. Batson – A strange batpony shows up in Equestria and starts giving everypony wings. Can Flurry stop bronies from leaving the fandom as a result?

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After some much long, hard, debated though, it's finally happened, I'm really going to make a sequel to this story.

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My many thanks to my subscribed subreddits that aren't doing unclever AFD bullcrap tonight and tomorrow.

Remember, April Fool's Day can be a great day to be online, as long as you know what to take seriously. But also keep in mind that it's only funny if it's clever and doesn't feel forced.

Quite a few subreddit mods missed this memo, ugh... Just got a reminder of why the Sonic fanbase can be absolutely fucking terrible.

I apologize for any concerns you may have or troubling thoughts this may bring up, but I shall no longer be writing on Fimfiction. Why? Well, I've lost inspiration entirely and have taken up the brilliant hobby of making lasagna.

Yes, lasagna. I learned how to make it and it's SO GOOOOOOOOOOD. Instead of writing, I've been baking and now my thoughts are all lasagna related. Lasagna. Lasagna. Freakin' Lasagna.

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The day everyone manages to piss me off so easily with their oh so fucking clever joke threads or fucking joke chapters.

Oh shit, I didn't see that coming.

And the shit smeared monogoloids irl that think their fucking cute with their excuses to say April fools when I fucking take them seriously for a second.

#triggered
#imstayinginbed
#fuku

Tires make amazing donuts. Try one next time with a swig of bleach!

If you chant the Derp Song around a flaming pentagram surrounding a Derpy plushie, then you will summon Derpy.

Ketchup runs in our veins.

It's actually March 32. It's just that no one wants to acknowledge it.

Discord makes Nokia phones.

Obviously, this is my April Fool's joke.

It's the dreaded day

And by that, I mean that this time, I'm writing a --redacted--.

"Shiiiii-nyyyyyy," Cadance's voice drifted through the air as she searched the apartment that served as her summer home away from the Crystal Empire. "I got some new furniture and clothing that fits your current predicamentttttt!"

"Mmfph!"

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I'm sorry, everyone, but I have again lost my will to write. I'm sorry for everything. Cheers for now.

April Fools! I'm gonna finish this time, I swear.

This link is rated Not Safe for Sane People: Danny Ruxton creates Lucky Unicorn Nipples

There's an accompanying Fark.com thread with plenty of pony pics if you'd like to join that madness.

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Welp... this sucks. I can't after all this time of working on it, I have lost all that interest in it.

To those of you who follow me for The True Nightmare, I am afraid it is going to be cancelled. I just can't get into it anymore. It was fun while it lasted... but sadly it must be put down like Old Yeller. Oh well. I'll just replace it with some good old fashion Requiem crossover. Who knows how that will go. But yeah. I'll see you all later.

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