Random "Facts" #54 · 1:20pm Apr 1st, 2017
Tires make amazing donuts. Try one next time with a swig of bleach!
If you chant the Derp Song around a flaming pentagram surrounding a Derpy plushie, then you will summon Derpy.
Ketchup runs in our veins.
It's actually March 32. It's just that no one wants to acknowledge it.
Discord makes Nokia phones.
Obviously, this is my April Fool's joke.
Lies. It's still the 31st.
I'll go try the tire.
4482235 Don't. It's a joke.
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I know X3