April Fools · 8:55pm Apr 1st, 2016
The day everyone manages to piss me off so easily with their oh so fucking clever joke threads or fucking joke chapters.
Oh shit, I didn't see that coming.
And the shit smeared monogoloids irl that think their fucking cute with their excuses to say April fools when I fucking take them seriously for a second.
#triggered
#imstayinginbed
#fuku
3851241 ...I will stab you.
3852200 Come at me bro.
3852231 I don't fight filthy casuals Handman.
3852280 Excuses, pleb.
3852343 I fear neither your potatoes nor yourself, Irishman.
3852383 Prove it then, scum. Face me!
3852387 Very well peasant.
I look forward to my victory, swift as it will be.