Finally actually read the whole book.

And... well, I think the movie's better. Much better, even.

[Insert pic of mob with pitchforks and torches.]

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My computer has been broken for the past couple of days. It seems like when I'm on here, nothing happens, but when I'm off, drama happens, Jesus comes back, and Frank Ocean releases his new album.

A unicorn overhears from a hunter that this is the last forest where a unicorn roams. Distrought and worried, she sets out on a quest to find what has befallen the rest of her kind.

A simple plot, but the movie puts it to excellent use. My thoughts behind the cut.

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“I don’t get it, Thorax. You manage to stay positive all the time! How do you do it?”

“Well, Pharynx, let me tell you a secret.”

Thorax leans in closer to him.

“I lie to myself.

Everyday when I get out of bed, I tell myself that ‘everything will be fine,’ but I’m lying.”

...

“Uh-“

Thorax grips Pharynx shoulders tightly.

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Hi Everyone,

I found something that I founded quite interesting and I decided to make a blog out of it.

So I got this from Link Girl -https://www.fimfiction.net/user/219054/LinkGirl, who originally found it on fanfiction.net sperosvengence's page.

Hope you all enjoy

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry

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Before i switched to E rated stories and rebranded my account to Angry Birds, originally i wrote M rated saw crossovers the first portrayal of the series failed miserably so i rewrote them as Saw Rebirth which was more faithful to the movies and also failed miserably i was only able to publish 2 chapters of Saw 1 rebirth before i deleted the rest of the series

Saw 1 Rebirth:
Sea Swirl as Adam Faulkner-Stanheight
An alicorn OC called Dr. Chemical Beaker as Dr. Lawrence Gordon

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(Takes place in EqG verse, Thorax is currently 6 and Pharynx is 8)

"P-Phar, I don't know about this, don't you think it's kinda mean...?"

"No way, dad'll love it!"

"Then why are you making me do it?"

"Because you're better at the whole being cute thing. Now go!"

"O-Okay..." *walks to Metamorphosis*

*In the kitchen, making dinner*

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might start doing more experimental-type chapters in what if as responses alongside the usual one-off joke chapters that only take up a few sentences each. with fractures undergoing its (hopefully last) rewrite as it transitions fully into a rough draft state and out of purely a pile of concepts, I wanna play with some styles to see what might work well.

You know what we haven't done in a while? TINY EXCEPT TIME!

From the upcoming Pinkie Loves Bacon Bits:

“Huh…?” Sunset swallowed. “Is that a cutie mark?”

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Gotta get rid of that neck fat.

It's only a matter of time, now!

This is the longest chapter yet, but I can't really say by how much. G-Docs says it's 9,811 words, while Fimfic says it's 10,038.

I don't know what to think anymore!

Crap, I almost forgot about Mandatory Megadeth this week! I was just sitting down to proof-read when I realised it was Thursday. Speaking of writing, I’m actually ahead of the game right now; I’m deep into the main plot of MLP EG Forever, and like the first half, it’s gotten quite dark--if not more so--and it’s been a little more interesting to write lately.

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Cozy: So, say I killed somebody-

Tirek: Where’s the body?

Cozy: This is hypothetical!

Tirek: And I’m not an idiot. Where’s the body?

Cozy:

Cozy: In the freezer, but-