Cozy: So, say I killed somebody-
Tirek: Where’s the body?
Cozy: This is hypothetical!
Tirek: And I’m not an idiot. Where’s the body?
Cozy:
Cozy: In the freezer, but-
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Pffftt!
“Are you crazy?! Why would you do that?!”
“Wait, what—”
“You’re supposed to stuff it in the closet!”
Psschh, amateur. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to drive out to an undisclosed location for an undisclosed reason.
That's messed up man
this is funny
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Chrysalis: "We live in a wold of magic you morons, just destroy it immediately... Or better yet, leave it somewhere and make it look like someone else did it."
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“Okay, fine. You go and do that then.”