Day #4,873.

Things are looking dire.

Everyone is sick, except me. I am alone, now. When I attempted to open a fruit known as banana to eat for health, the banana ended up underneath the refrigerator:

I promptly burst into peals of laughter.

Now, I await for the disease to strike me as it has struck everyone else.

Captain TMF, signing out.

Well, actually it was two days ago, but still. In case you wonder, I wasn't very active in the period between May (when I made an account) and August (when I posted a first story) though my faves from that period indicate that I've been reading fics no one remembers about these days. In case you wonder, this is my first faved story on fimfic, exactly five years and two days ago:

TCMC Alcoholics 2: Next Stop, Canterlot!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy

Our three heroes go on a trip to Canterlot to visit Sweetie Belle's family. While there, they discover that even Canterlot ponies can have a stash of delicious cider. What could possibly go wrong?

• CMCs

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New avatar!

It combines the cuteness of filly Vinyl Scratch, the amazing expression of G2 BIONICLE Gali from episode 15 (I think?) and the adorableness that is humanworld!Twilight!

Basically, I just threw spaghetti at a wall.

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God I'm sick of holidays.

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That moment you decide to watch Grave of the Fireflies on a gigantic hd screen after going through a cruddy day.

Can anyone relate?

THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES I'M IN AN ANGSTY MOOD RIGHT NOW. WELL, SORT OF. I'M NOT GONNA CRY AND I DON'T FEEL A VOID IN MY HEART OR WHATEVER LIKE I USED TO. I LOOKED UP SOME GIRLY DRINKS ON PINTEREST SINCE STRAIGHT UP WHISKEY TASTES LIKE SHIT!!! IMMA TRY AND MAKE A COSMPOPLITAN BUT WITHOUT THE MIXER. I'M DISCOURAGED/NOT ALLOWED TO GET A JOB BUT THAT SHIT KEEPS ME BUSY. MAKING ALL THOSE CRAFTS FOR SPANISH CAMP WAS A BITCH BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LONELY LIKE I DO NOW.

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Yep.

Been trying to write for about a week now. Can't seem to get anything down that I can update. (Well, not counting Switcharootaloo of course, because that's silly and oh who cares.) So I've been trying to find inspiration with one of the new games I got.

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Do you know that feeling when you know that you’re holding yourself back, know that you aren’t doing the things you most want to do, know that you’re spending your time on lesser things when you can be spending them on greater ones?

I do. I feel a strange sort of avoidance at times at delving into certain experiences. I would like to say it is fear of disappointment, but it isn’t; I don’t fear disappointment. I simply feel avoidant towards some things for no good reason.

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I'd rather drink the hooch with my friend. If she comes, she'll have to drive home and there's no way I'm letting her have a drop of alcohol. She just took a nap so she may or may not come. I'm fine with that, though. Nothing's as bad as that time I threw a birthday party and nobody came. Yes, it actually happened. It also happened another time, but it wasn't a birthday party. I'm kind of used to this shit now so it's ok.

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Hi everyone!

I see folks usually do a small con recap blogpost thingy, so I'm doing one BECAUSE I'M A LOSER WHO WANTS TO BE COOL TOO IDK

Thing is, I won't do my con recap until a few days later. This one is mostly because I'm a loser and I want to share with you guys one of the most important things I've ever gotten, courtesy of the amazing Swansong.

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