So guys... as you know, this past Sunday, this year's Super Bowl has been decided. This year, it's the New England Cheat-I mean, Patriots and...my team...THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES!!!! HOLY CRAP I'M HYPE AS HELL!! We haven't been to a Super Bowl in 13 years!

Literally everyone has been doubting us ever since Carson Wentz went down, saying Foles won't be able to get us far. Let me tell you this, look how Big Duck Nick played against the Vikings. He was playing crazy good!

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I want to start off by saying I'm a good man. I pet puppies, volunteer when I can, write humorous porn for the masses, and generally just existing is a service to all of you. It takes a lot to get under my thick potato skin but sometimes somebody says something that just...

Feckin pisses me right off

And funny enough it's always on someone elses story or artwork where we see the fine specimen "Entitius Doucheus."

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What's happenin' y'all, hope everyone's been good lately! I've been pretty quiet on fimfic for a while now. Let me explain a few things

1) School
College has started up once again (I think I mentioned that in the last blog). The work load isn't as bad as last semester, thank god. It's fairly manageable, but it is still super time consuming. Haven't had any time to do any writing. The only writing I have been doing is for college papers.

2) Eagles

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Thank [Insert Appropriate Deity Here]! Patriots are back in the Super Bowl. I swear I was going to puke on Tom's last two drives I was so fucking nervous. 😂 Most of you probably don't care about sports, or you hate the Patriots with a passion. I don't blame you for the latter because most Patriots fans are obnoxious unobjective 'Homers'.

Anyways now it's about figuring out a way to get Super Bowl Tickets without spending any money. >.> 😂

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If you guys are nerds who don't care about the Super Bowl (like me), come check out the new part releasing today. I guarantee it'll be way more exciting than watching the Patriots play in it for like the umpteenth time!*

I'll be dropping it in a few hours!

*Nothing against Patriots fans, it's just one of the few things I actually know about this year's game, and therefore open for satire fodder.

Wow, this is at least the second one-shot I’ve written involving ponies eating pizza. What were the odds of that?

For better or worse, not pre-read by anybody. Just like a Little Caesar’s Hot and Ready doesn’t get any inspection before it goes out the door . . . helps keep the price low, y’know?

Source

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Hello, everyone!
I hope everyone is having a magnificent day today! This February 4th, I am releasing chapter 14! Otherwise known as my Valentine's Day special~ I won't be around for a while, like ten or thirteen days, but I wanted everyone to have a bit of content while I am gone, so I released my 14th chapter!

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Namely, me.

Thanks, Vengeful Spirit!

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For those of you who might not have heard, HoofBitingActionOverload is going to be unpublishing all his stories in a week, as he is planning on disassembling them for parts for original fiction. I’ve reviewed a bunch of them, and many

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