Salty Tears and entitled [CENSORED] · 7:36am Dec 11th, 2016
I want to start off by saying I'm a good man. I pet puppies, volunteer when I can, write humorous porn for the masses, and generally just existing is a service to all of you. It takes a lot to get under my thick potato skin but sometimes somebody says something that just...
Feckin pisses me right off
And funny enough it's always on someone elses story or artwork where we see the fine specimen "Entitius Doucheus."
As seen here in his native habitat.
Now this fine uh, "fellow;" is a prime example of entitled crybaby. Here on Fimfiction writers don't get paid to put our work on here for all to enjoy Or hate if you feel the drive in fact (unless I missed the money pit memo) We're basically taking time out of our schedule to write. Entitius Doucheus does not care. Entitius Doucheus believes that they are entitled to demanding writers put out new chapters as soon as they feckin can. Oh, and if the chapter is rushed due to pressure it's always the writers fault according to Entitius Doucheus. This special snowflake decided to also use his superb power as a "Loyal Fan" to threaten our kind author "The Abyss."
This just oozes narcissism
Now some writers and just people in general have these weird things called feelings of which I have none.
No really I don't
Case and point this ugly fecker posted on one of my stories, just look at that gaunt face and poor spelling. I bet he's a clopper and a yiffer!
Shifty eyed pasty white bastard.
But I digress. My point in this seemingly stupid blog is that as a reader you're not entitled to jack shite. Unless you commissioned a story or offered one hell of a favor for one you're not entitled to faster updates, free pandering, or anything like that.
I love each and every one of my readers (even the ones that post memes) and you guys are all awesome. If I could make only two requests they would be:
1. Don't be a Entitius Doucheus. Be kind to artists and authors.
2. Go check out some of The Abyss' work. it's damn good in my opinion and he deserves a few more subscribers.
I love you sempai
I wanna read you so bad
Amen! Also, I adore The Abyss, and no one should be allowed to demand anything from her. ♥
So fuck that guy for being entitled, fuck you for being an ugly little shite, and fuck me because I like long walks on the beach, and barbecue by the light of a barrel fire, and I probably won't say no.
Entitius Doucheus is one species I hope ends up on the endangered/extinct list.
And love the hashtags for this!
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Now that I'm following you this ugly little shite is going to be there with you FOREVER
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Every blog features a plethora of dirty hastags!
4336184 - I've always wanted a considerate stalker. ♥
How come your blog posts are the only ones where bronymate is everywhere? I don't like you in that way, I just want to get drunk on good scotch with you and see where the night leads. I like salty tears as much as the next one.
Wait. I said that wrong.
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At first I was confused, then I was curious, then I was flattered.
10/10 best comment I've read tonight
I was with you until you started sucking off The Abyss.
I fucking hate that prick.