Feb
5th
2017
Super Bowl News for People Who Don't Care About the Super Bowl! · 7:31pm Feb 5th, 2017
If you guys are nerds who don't care about the Super Bowl (like me), come check out the new part releasing today. I guarantee it'll be way more exciting than watching the Patriots play in it for like the umpteenth time!*
I'll be dropping it in a few hours!
*Nothing against Patriots fans, it's just one of the few things I actually know about this year's game, and therefore open for satire fodder.
The Patriots used to suck for years. It's only been about the past 10 years or so they've been good. But damn, their fans are annoying more than anything. Falcons need to destroy them.
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I basically wrote that disclaimer in so I wouldn't be demolished by them.