"I figured it out. Pink Floyd is the equivalent to getting a message on your brain." - from Dragan232

"Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves in labyrinths of coral caves
The echo of a distant tide
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine

And no one showed us to the land
And no one knows the wheres or whys
But something stirs and something tries
And starts to climb towards the light

Strangers passing in the street

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Chapter 20 of Fallout Equestria: Black Cat is done. You know, when I gave Break her stand, I was worried that it would make her too powerful against muggles(normal ponies) and things would become boring. Somehow though, I am very good at thinking up ways to counteract her powers. It seems it doesn't matter how powerful I make my characters, I always come up with ways to screw them over.

Chapter 20

Sorry, this took so long. I had a week vacation at my parent's house, so that slowed things a bit. Exploring Break's powers was fun. I always seem to come up with crazy new ideas on how to use it. I love thinking up new ways to use them. I think at this point I have explained for the most part how her powers work and what are its limits. If you have any questions, feel free to post them below. I promise next chapter Break's stand will have a name.

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Another new chapter of Fallout Equestria: Black Cat is finished. This chapter is mostly set up for the next one. I hope you enjoy the newest crazy situation I've put Break into. The poor mare can never get a break, can she? Pardon the bad pun. I hope you enjoy the chapter.

Chapter 27

Equestria Daily – you've been there before but never commented. You feel like joining in. Onto Disqus you go; you make an account. Then you find a discussion, pop in and say, 'Hi, pony people! I'm new! How is everyone?' The denizens, kind and keen, make you feel welcome. Just as you start to smile, a late reply appears:

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Somewhere at a faraway place, beyond the hill, on flat grasslands, Risotto Nero laid sleeping and around him are blue poppy anemone flowers. A gentle breeze blew over the grass and the flowers, a ladybug landed on Nero's face then flew off.

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Hello again, another chapter of Fallout Equestria Black Cat is done. I am not sure how I keep releasing these once a month. It isn't something I planned. It just happens. But if chapters are coming out on a regular basis, then that's fine with me. Not much to say about this chapter, but the next chapter things get really interesting. Scavenger gets his stand. So see you next time. I hope you enjoy the chapter.

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"Cat's foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first-century schizoid man

Blood rack barbed wire
Politicians' funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty-first-century schizoid man

Death seed blind man's greed
Poets' starving children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first-century schizoid man"

Hey again. Chapter 14 of Fallout Equestria: Black Cat is finished. This is the most I have ever hurt Break so far. I have tried to avoid wounds for the most part. That way when Break does get hurt it has more of an impact. I think I have mentioned this before, but I really don't want Break to heal from everything using health potions. I want her to get out of scraps without having to resort to healing spam after tanking hits and shots. That is just cheap. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the chapter.

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In honour of Season 9 of Friendship Is Magic starting tomorrow, let me share this bizarre sight.

Yes, the Smyths in town - the country's capital city, at that - STILL has this up after a year and a half. Negligent outdated promotion, eh?
[Smyths is basically our equivalent of Toys R' Us, except it hasn't gone bust].

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Pinch me; I'm dreaming.

EqD banned Carl Cornejo in light of evidence I had compiled that suggested his account was being run by a bot.

Since then Carl Cornejo has appealed the ban.

I am utterly gobsmacked. We're living in a fairy tale – the best-case scenario.

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HIS NAME IS nobby AND I like his stuff

stupid pinkie is a b-baka. it's not like i like her or anything!

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And the winner of the poll in the last blog post is.........

JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURES!

So yeah, look for a lot of muscular men, bizarre powers, and "NANI!?" in arc 4. Hope you enjoy!

-GM, master of the work of your enemy's stand.