There are many ways one can be evil. One of the ways in Equestria is to be a complete idiot. Well, I'm going to break that wheel of stupidity and burn it in a decent campfire.....
With co-writing and cover art by Lord Sylus of Night, this story involves a pair of... eccentric human twins, who were born in an asylum. One of them, left behind as they try to escape, he meets a girl named Pinkamena Diane Pie who sees the future...
Psychotic, demented, perverted, and really needs a shower. These are only a few of the traits that describe the individual known as Trevor. Unfortunately, his current residents don't agree with his interesting lifestyle. Not like he gives a damn
Fluttershy is kidnapped by a deranged psychopath, and the kidnapper issues Twilight Sparkle an ultimatum: perform a daring heist on the Royal Vault beneath Canterlot Castle, or let her friend die.
Shortly after his death, Master assassin, Altair emerges into a foreign land inhabited by a different races of ponies. Altair pushes onward to discover his reason for his purpose for his extended life.