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Zamairiac
Vs...
MadMaxTheBlack
Vs...
SirHat

Pitched against each-other in a huge fight in Equestria.

I haven't read any of MadMax's work, something I am going to have to rectify. Sounds like it'd be hilarious though.

Heck yea! That would be awesome! :pinkiehappy:

well if it was their characters against each other then Zamairiac would win for sure. But i'm not sure about them against eachother for real because i sure as hell don't know what they look like.

3748409 Use their avatars to judge them, then. :trollestia:

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All I need is a representative character, traits and permission and I could write it.

Idea. Have them fight each other, as themselves... but they can write whatever they want into existence.

3748630 I love you.

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You know, I'm seriously thinking about doing this.

3748471 Bad Max. *Slaps* You're not allowed to post on things about you. :trixieshiftleft:

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I'm rooting for you my friend :ajsmug:

3748328 Are they actually write a Collob story about this?!?!??!?:flutterrage:

Why not throw in Distorted Flare for extra credit?

3748337 Oh, you are in for a hell of a ride. Also who is Zamairiac and the third one?

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Should I ask 'Hat or should I just do it?

I don't care what happens or who wins. I just want to see it happen!

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Ok, ok, fine...

Sheesh.:fluttershbad:

3750103 The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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Great song, great reference! I'm doing it!

3750108 This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny!
Good authors, bad authors and ponies,
As far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown!

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I'll need some half decent cover art as well as an editor...

I could just spent a few hours in paint making something sufficient, but it wouldn't compare to a purpose made one.

3750104 Spoilers: Mr. Rogers wins

3750104 Spoilers: Mr. Rogers wins

As far as action scenes go i'd like to see something like this:

or this:

As for diolouge:

:moustache:

My work is complete:trollestia:

Like actual them? Or their protagonists in their stories?

Because their story protagonists fighting would be epic. And a bunch of fimfiction writers getting transported to Equestria and ordered to write each other to death would be hilarious.

3749912 Psst. Make YHaY's Max brings his guards. Then even Twilight, Celestia and Discord can't save him.

Yes MMtB, I really hate those doofuses/doofi. They deserve to be the never seen before guest stars in a Harry Dresden novel. :twilightoops: They deserve to be turned into human men and date Samantha Carter. :pinkiegasp: They deserve to be locked in a Vogon Poetry Enhancer, :fluttercry: and listen to Dalek poetry. :raritydespair: They deserve to be forced to watch on endless loop, the next Michael Bay/M. Night Shyamalan collaboration: a reimagining of The Phantom Menace, :pinkiesad2: with more JarJar Binks. :pinkiesick:

3750094 You need a theme song Mad Max

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write each other to death

I'm laughing my ass off at this, cause I can totally see Blackie standing there, a pen in one hand, paper in the other, staring up at a massive dragon with his face all like 'what the hell am I suppose to do with this?!'.

I'm gunna' have so much fun with the whole 'Write what you want into existence' thing...

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Story submitted along with the first chapter of nearly 5000 words. Getting to the fighting very soon...

omg lol this is gonna be awesome.

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Love both your works and I want a link...
Like, right now

3754834 Fuck yeah, thanks man

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Simple You guys all fight valiantly and heroicicly and i wait around the back with a baseball bat ready to help Max if he and when he gets absolutely destroyed

3750117 Dude I would avoid sir hat if he does not win he would throw a big tantrum trust me. I mean you had Rainbow Bob telling him that he could improve as an author and the guy was literately just whining about us all ganging up on him then blocked all of us.

Also his stories are repetitive as hell

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I never asked for his permission, so yes I've already planned to leave him out. Replacing him with none other than yours truly;
Moi.

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"The Ultimate (Author) Showdown"
Old SirHat was hoppin' around,
Tokyo city like a big playground,
When suddenly Zamairiac burst from the shade,
And hit SirHat with a Zam-Grenade.

SirHat got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Max,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Max-afoo,
When Distorted Flare came out the blue.

And he started beating up MadMaxTheBlack,
Then they both got flattened by the Zam-mobile,
But before he could make back to the Zam-cave,
Knighty the admin got out of his grave.

He took an error 500 straight out of his hat,
And blew Zamairiac away with a 'ratatatat',
But he ran out of code and he ran away,
Because Daffadah came to save the day.

This is the ultimate showdown-
-of ultimate destiny,
Good guys, bad guys and ponies-
-as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown-
-of ultimate destiny.

SirHat took a bite out of Daffadah,
Like Devil Hunter took from a chocolate bar,
Then Max came back covered in a tire track,
But Storm Quill jumped out and landed on his back.

Zamairiac was injured and tryin' to get steady-
-when Knighty the admin came back with a machete,
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
SPark had took him out with his whip.

Then he saw SirHat sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find,
Cause' Zamairiac stole it-and he shot-and he missed,
Storm Quill deflected it with his fist.

And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,
While Knighty the admin tried to pole vault,
Over Daffadah- but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by the Fluttershy stare.

This is the ultimate showdown-
-of ultimate destiny,
Good guys, bad guys and ponies-
-as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown...

...Alicorns sang out- an immaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens- descended WhatMustIDo.
Who delivered a chapter- which could shatter minds,
Into the brain- of SPark.

Who fell over on the ground- writhing in pain.
As Zamairiac changed back- into Richard Tyler.
But he saw through Zam's clever diguise,
And he crushed Zamairiac's head- between his thighs.

Then Jak3Combat and Lord Destructor And Fat1ThatYouLove,
And LawAbidingPony and Zythaross,
And CheshireTwilight and HonoredService,
Rhino, The Abyss, Pickleless, and Radon18,
Arxsys, TGM, Distorted Flare, SB-129,
And Admiral Biscuit, Grimm, Avox, And Dragonman461-

-All came outta' nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked WhatMustIDo and his cowboy ass,
It was the bloodiest battle Equestria ever saw,
With civilians looking on in total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed- but eventually,
The champion stood- the rest saw the better,
Night Spark in a blood stained sweater.

This is the ultimate showdown-
-of ultimate destiny,
Good guys, bad guys and ponies-
-as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown,
(This is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown,
(This is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown...
...Of ultimate destiny.

3758217 I swear so many people on the internet are just always high.

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