Weren't there originally more options here? Or at least, more than 26 words? I could've sworn there was...

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There was, but also I marked the story as completed and nobody showed interest in the old, absent, choices. So they were gently nudged away. They didn't offer much in the way of exotic storylines.

Can I take a wild guess at what sort of stuff might have occurred in the other branches that were here?

- Like the first one "Using your normal human intellect" , someone says something silly like "Look behind you a three headed monkey!" and they try running away before getting restrained by a guard. Or accidentally vaporizing yourself.

- Another one might have been "Who said you were human?" , and depending on the answer ; some really goofy things might have happened before someone catches onto your lie.

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No, you can't guess!

Wait... you did anyway. Why did you even ask? :D

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Well the thing is the worst thing that would have happened is you would have just stopped reading after that point. At best, you might be kinda amused. And simply would have been like "I appreciate the interest, however, while those ideas might have been fairly interesting, this story is completed."

If I directly started listing out my ideas, there might have been a possibility you would be even less receptive to my comment.

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I was joking, I swear. I do feel completed with the story though. Hatched out of a whim, I think it turned out well?

Of course, if someone wanted to be a patron and ask for certain branches, well, then off to work I go.