Have you ever heard strange voices in your head? Have you ever felt like your life is being observed or controlled by some omnipotent being? Twilight Sparkle has, and it's driving her up a wall; the FOURTH wall! Watch the hilarity ensue as Twilight hears the soothingly manly voice of yours truly!

My name is Sweetie Drops. I used to be a spy, until...*"We've got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted."* When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, and no job history, and you certainly can't rely on your special talent. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. You do whatever work comes your way. You depend on anyone who's still talking to you. Your ex marefriend. An old buddy from the Academy. A slightly insane roommate. And if you're really desperate, family.

Long story short, as long as you're burned, you're going nowhere.
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Sweetie Drops, now living as Bon Bon, must adapt to life in a seemingly sleepy town, stripped of her job in disgrace after a mission gone bad. But as a mare of action, she can't resist taking the occasional odd job. Besides, she needs the bits. And maybe, just maybe, she'll do a good enough job one day for the Princesses to take notice, and hire her back on as a secret agent.