first chapter , going to "Fluttershy"
second chapter, help "FLuttertshy"
third chapter "Fluttershy" is almost there

Being famous is a lot more work than most ponies think. Finally enough is enough for Actor/Model, Jason Cider as he decides to take a break from the limelight in the quiet town of Ponyville. The only thing he didn't expect was a beautiful, red-eyed DJ living in said town. What could this mean for his life and how will his fans take the news...

Originally I was going to make this about Twilight Sparkle, but the story wanted to make a change. Hope it looks better/makes more sense. Also the story contains some social alcohol drinking and suggests possible sexually content. (Notice it's suggested... >:3)

Pinkie Pie learns of sacred artifact known as the Orb of Super Chaos, and enlists the help of three of her other friends in search of the holy relic. Twilight leads the quartet across the Equestrian landscape in what could be called their finest hour. The adventure of their entire lives, an adventure that could determine the fate of the entire universe. This is their story.

This is their adventure.

AN: This was written solely for comedic purposes. I have absolutely no clue what compelled me to write this, other then my deranged brain telling me to do so. Rated mature for very bad themes of drugs and language. You've been warned.