The world spins, years pass, and everything comes to an end. Except Celestia. She sits on the shore of the last ocean, watching and waiting for her own chance at death. Because everything comes to an end if you wait long enough, and Celestia is patient indeed.

When Bon Bon decided to pull some strings and get Lyra appointed as the Maiden of Morsels, an old and no longer used position as part of the castle staff, she only did it as a favour to her wife, knowing her passion for food. She did not expect the unicorn to take it as far as she did. Still, Lyra herself seemed to quite enjoy her situation.

A giftmission for White-eyed Vireo, who also came up with the title. Cover art done by EqlearQ.

Twilight has a few things to say to Cadance before she marries Shining Armor. Namely, that she's terrible.

Written for the Cadance is a Terrible Mom 2021 competition .