Help for Ukraine (flashfic charity commissions) · 2:25pm Jun 3rd, 2022
~~The commission drive is closed. Thank you to everyone who participated.~~
We are at day 100 of the fascist invasion of Ukraine (I don’t feel a need to pretend it is anything else).
Two-thirds of all Ukrainian children have been forced to flee their homes. Approximately one-quarter of the population has fled abroad. Many of those who remained in occupied areas have been kidnapped (“displaced”) into the Russian interior, including 230,000 children. The mayor of Mariupol estimates 20,000 civilian deaths in his city alone. WHO estimates roughly 300 attacks on hospitals, ambulances, and healthcare workers. Russian soldiers are renaming streets (to more ‘Russian’ names), kidnapping politicians, burning Ukrainian books, and torturing and executing civilians. A cultural and literal genocide is underway, held at bay by the Ukrainian army and the support of Western arms and institutions.
I have muns, and have donated. I could always donate more, but I kinda feel the need to try something else.
So. Let’s talk commissions.
I will take a run of 10 flashfics, 1k words each, for $20 each. Every penny of that will go to Afya, a charity that transports medical supplies to areas of global scarcity (like approximately 100% of Ukraine). It’ll be parkour style – give me a concept or an elevator pitch and I’ll make it. Nothing M rated, but idk you can stretch that T label best as you like. Everything will be posted in a single anthology fic.
One per customer. Might expand that if I get too few bites. If I get too many then I’ll make a waiting list for if/when I take another run. It will take me at least a few weeks to get through so please be patient.
Post below to request yours with the description (or you can send it privately but still post here for bookkeeping). When I accept I’ll send the payment details. I’ve never done this before, so it seems like the best idea is to take the muns, pay the charity, then post a screenshot.
I don’t like taking commissions in general but I mean there are 14 million refugees so like I can suck it up just this once. So give me work. Maybe help advertise this, idk.
Total raised and donated to Afya: $360 USD
Link for donation screenshots: here.
I will give you $20 and whether you do anything for me in return can be discussed later. :)
Why not! Sounds rather fun.
Since the cause is good, I will pledge USD 100. The story could be of any length, including 1000 words, but a full length one would be even better.
If this is acceptable to you, please DM me. Alternatively, please ping me on the discord, I am under the name of Colonel Cheng.
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Give me work. Do it, filly.
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That is a very generous offer. I am definitely holding myself to roughly 1000 word flashfics on this, just needing to do other projects and such. Certainly a donation of any amount is appreciated, thank you.
i shall also give you $20 for this (assuming i can send by PayPal) :)
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Paypal would be how we do it (I've never accepted $ via PP but it can't be hard). Post the idea here or via DM. Come Sun or Mon I'll start sending out payment details.
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An alternative would be to place a donation directly with the charities of your choice. This way we can all skip the 5% paypal surcharge. I am not against adding this to the charitable donation if you would prefer this way.
You have my dosh!
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That is a good idea. I admit I'm a teeny bit leery of any kind of honor system, but I think if I have people send me screenshots it'll be good.
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Thank you all (and to the people who have approached me privately on this).
We can do it one of two ways: Paypal me (and I'll send it privately and screenshot you the thank-you page), or you can donate directly to Afya (via the link above) and screenshot a picture of either the thank-you or the email confirmation (which went right to my spam when I donated, so you know). PM me the image and of course blot out any sensitive info. You can post your fic request here or PM it to me privately.
I know they're just flashfics, but I will try to do each one justice. I will be out of town for most of the week so there might be delays, but these will be my fic-writing priority which will go before all other projects.
Again this is literally my first time doing something like this so suggestions are welcome if you have any. I'll start a running tally on the blog for the total raised so far, starting with my own $25.
Thanks for reminding me of this. I've sent some money to Polish Red Cross's campaign for Ukraine. Every little bit helps, right? :)
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Yes, and there are so many charities and "charities" it's hard to pick out something reliable. But Afya comes rec'd to me and I like that they have a designated game-plan instead of a vague "We Do Good 🙏". Hoping for the best.
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Me too.
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It turns out I cant directly donate to Afya from Thailand.
Thus I am going to have to ask for your Paypal details, so that I can transfer my pledge for you to donate on my behalf. If this is acceptable to you, please PM me your Paypal account.
PS
Alternatively I can donate to World Food Program's Ukraine Appeal, to the sum of USD 105. I will forward you the receipt slip as specified. If you would prefer this, please say so either here or via PM.
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Message sent!
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Funds transferred. Payment Slip PMed.
Отличная идея. Скину знакомым, дабы они переслали это в рф фендом.
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To all who does not know Russian, this guy wants to promote the action in the Russian MLP fandom. (But, sadly, it is very troublesome to send money abroad because everyone competes in banning each other everywhere.)
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That is a very generous offer, thank you. However, I would ask you and other Russian bronies seek out other means of helping refugees instead. Given PayPal's ban in Russia I would have no means of collecting the donations, so I don't see how it would be practical for you to go through me. I also admit to being leery of courting any attention from Russian groups given the current unpleasantness.
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oh, I forgot about that.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/Azov_Battalion_and_SS_Emblems_And_Symbols.jpg
Yeah, Nazi invasion... A little bit late to the party, aren't we?
EDIT:
IS this picture wrong? Tell me that. Did Ukrainian armed forces not threw Nazi salute?
Did the people not yell "moscovites onto knives" back in 2014? Is this fake as well?
Yes, I am the idiot here... Nice block. Making sure I can't respond. I'll give it a few minutes before my comment is deleted completely. Can't have ANY other opinion here, even if it's "wrong".
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"A nation lead by a democratically elected Jew being invaded by a revanchist ethnonationalist fascist power are totally the Nazis because some of them revolted against the empire who killed millions of them in the Holodomor."
You should try to be less of a worthless idiot in the future.
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Aw, the poor oppressed Vatnik pig wants to justify slaughtering 'hohols' without being mocked!
Homework time, Fascist. Look up the number of Russians who joined the SS. Look up the number of Ukrainians who fought against Germany. These facts alone won't make you a worthwhile human, but then maybe you'll be smart enough to not try to justify war, conquest, and rape by posting a few patches next time.
Of course, Russian slugs think Ukrainians are a lesser race who deserve to be ruled, so maybe you're okay with conquest and rape? It sure does say bad things about you, ngl.
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Saw this and thought of a worthless Vatnik on my blog:
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It's really funny that Russians just nakedly wear the Black Sun Symbol then cite the same symbol as evidence the Ukrainians are Nazis.
Maybe try to be a better person in the future. Twilight Sparkle says Ukrainians aren't inferior beings, they just want to live differently than you.