...so in near-instant retrospect, I shouldn't have tried for a 3% increase on the Ko-Fi goal percentage. It should have been at least 7%. Or, to really get it over with, 73%. Which, plus the extant 27%, would have reached goal, and then I could have posted Extra Time as a subgoal for the rest of the year and started making trip plans --
It's that time again. The regulars know how this works. The new arrivals may need a quick course.
(Yes, much of this is a straight paste from the last time. Maybe I can't format or code to save my life, but I can occasionally paste without breaking a file.)
Reminds me of the time someone proposed making small change out of nuclear waste so that people could Own it, just not, actually carry it around, and its checkable for validity?
5657992 Would you be willing to explain that particular part of the gag? I'm not all that knowledgeable about tabletop RPGs, and I'm willing to bet that "Throw a 1970s trijet at the trident" is not what DC 10 means in this context.
I just want to say that I also appreciate that both NFTs and RPGs have value to the participants through an agreed-upon delusion... I say this without judgement, as I am an amateur actor and enjoy the occasional RPG, if not D&D. I also rely on money.
The notion of putting an NFT in an RPG perfectly completes the cycle.
5658014 In tabletop RPGs, dice are commonly used to resolve whether or not a task succeeds. In 5th edition D&D this is accomplished by rolling a twenty-sided die (d20), adding appropriate modifiers such as dexterity bonus, and comparing it to a difficulty number. DC10 means you have to have a score of ten or higher to succeed. It's pretty much the lowest difficulty were any (non-malicious) Dungeon Master would ever call for a die roll because the chance of success is typically 70-80%.
5658014 An average person with no training or experience can do it about 50% of the time, and someone who actually knows what they're doing basically can't fail.
5658014 To add on to what 5658022 said I am not sure if 5e still has it or not but in 3rd there was a "Take 10" rule, where if the character "is not in danger or distracted" instead of actually rolling the d20 you just assume the die rolled a 10. So something being a DC10, or even a DC5 (!), check is something of a running joke in the D&D/Pathfinder community.
They are checks you can only fail while hindered in some way, such as being drunk or cursed and so on.
On another note if the character has the time as well as not being in danger or distracted they can "Take 20" which is just as you'd expect.
5657995 Brings new meaning to money burning a hole in your pocket.
I might point out that the value of this object⁽*⁾ cannot go down, therefore making it a desirable investment. (*) Object in the metaphorical sense only, since no actual objects are exchanged during the ownership process other than your money going into our pocket.
From the D20SRD, which is essentially the D&D 3.5 ruleset, page on skill checks:
Checks Without Rolls
A skill check represents an attempt to accomplish some goal, usually while under some sort of time pressure or distraction. Sometimes, though, a character can use a skill under more favorable conditions and eliminate the luck factor.
Taking 10
When your character is not being threatened or distracted, you may choose to take 10. Instead of rolling 1d20 for the skill check, calculate your result as if you had rolled a 10. For many routine tasks, taking 10 makes them automatically successful. Distractions or threats (such as combat) make it impossible for a character to take 10. In most cases, taking 10 is purely a safety measure —you know (or expect) that an average roll will succeed but fear that a poor roll might fail, so you elect to settle for the average roll (a 10). Taking 10 is especially useful in situations where a particularly high roll wouldn’t help.
5658252 There is a reason the "Take 10/Take 20" rules explicitly say the character has to not "be threatened or distracted". If you are making an ability check in the middle of a chase you're certainly distracted if not also threatened.
That ability is basically a "Take 10" for when you ARE distracted or in danger.
I'm willing to bet that "Throw a 1970s trijet at the trident" is not what DC 10 means in this context.
Now I am imagining some sort of "Arcane Technomancer" type class that summons random aircraft and hurtles them down on their enemy like a flaming metal meteor.
Now I am imagining some sort of "Arcane Technomancer" type class that summons random aircraft and hurtles them down on their enemy like a flaming metal meteor.
Upon reading that my first thought was “that would’ve made 9/11 a lot easier to pull off” and imagining Osama. God damn it brain, why do you do this to me?
Not in 5e, which was what vladspellbinder was asking when I responded.
As I said I suspect because it didn't make it over officially as it would conflict with the Rogue's Reliable Talent, though some DM's may still house rule it back in.
5659344 I know someone's tried to sell an NFT of the Mona Lisa, which is close enough for the joke (the original Mona Lisa being worth more than copies is the non-vulgar version of explaining what NFTs are).
5660740 ... Well, though, obviously, if Leonardo da Vinci didn't want someone else taking the opportunity, he should have just made an NFT of it himself first, right? "Being dead for hundreds of years" is just an excuse for a loser who's too lazy to get rich. [facehoofs]
"the original Mona Lisa being worth more than copies is the non-vulgar version of explaining what NFTs are" ...I don't get it. Sure, the original Mona Lisa is worth more than a copy of the Mona Lisa -- but that has nothing to do with an NFT of the Mona Lisa, which has at _best_ the same sort of worth as oil rights on Titan. I mean, outside the speculative bubble market, of course.
5660887 The NFT itself is the certificate of authenticity that the metaphorical original Mona Lisa belongs to you rather than the people right-clicking the image. The punchline is that this doesn't translate to any actual value for the Mona Lisa either.
5660918 Right; the NFT for the Brooklyn Bridge might purport to be a certificate of ownership, but it's just as valid as the one bought off the owner a tourist, why, just happened to run into in the street. And said owner is just so happy to have the opportunity to hand over custody to such an upstanding individual; why, just look at how big his grin is as he hands the deed over...
And as for owning the Mona Lisa? Yeah, head to the Louvre, casually hop the security around the Mona Lisa in front of whatever witnesses happen to be present, and start trying to take it home; I'm sure the very-promptly-appearing security, once you explain that, no, you're the owner of the painting, the internet said so, will happily help you get the painting off the wall and into a tube to walk off with.
(And I didn't get you were making a joke, sorry; thanks for the explanation. I just find this whole NFT thing so... ugggh.)
I love that it's a DC 10 check to copy XD
Perfection.
This nicely sums up the whole NFT experience!
I'm amazed the 'verses Flim and Flam haven't tried something like this yet. I mean, what could go wrong..?
Reminds me of the time someone proposed making small change out of nuclear waste so that people could Own it, just not, actually carry it around, and its checkable for validity?
That's perfect.
That's bloody perfect
This is an awesome item. I wish it was real.
So... You wield a painting into battle?
5657992
Would you be willing to explain that particular part of the gag? I'm not all that knowledgeable about tabletop RPGs, and I'm willing to bet that "Throw a 1970s trijet at the trident" is not what DC 10 means in this context.
5658014
DC is how difficult the roll is. DC 10 is about as hard for the average player character as right clicking.
I just want to say that I also appreciate that both NFTs and RPGs have value to the participants through an agreed-upon delusion... I say this without judgement, as I am an amateur actor and enjoy the occasional RPG, if not D&D. I also rely on money.
The notion of putting an NFT in an RPG perfectly completes the cycle.
5658014
In tabletop RPGs, dice are commonly used to resolve whether or not a task succeeds. In 5th edition D&D this is accomplished by rolling a twenty-sided die (d20), adding appropriate modifiers such as dexterity bonus, and comparing it to a difficulty number. DC10 means you have to have a score of ten or higher to succeed. It's pretty much the lowest difficulty were any (non-malicious) Dungeon Master would ever call for a die roll because the chance of success is typically 70-80%.
5658014
An average person with no training or experience can do it about 50% of the time, and someone who actually knows what they're doing basically can't fail.
It's glorious.
An enterprising DM would throw this in with some innocuous loot.
5658014
To add on to what
5658022
said I am not sure if 5e still has it or not but in 3rd there was a "Take 10" rule, where if the character "is not in danger or distracted" instead of actually rolling the d20 you just assume the die rolled a 10. So something being a DC10, or even a DC5 (!), check is something of a running joke in the D&D/Pathfinder community.
They are checks you can only fail while hindered in some way, such as being drunk or cursed and so on.
On another note if the character has the time as well as not being in danger or distracted they can "Take 20" which is just as you'd expect.
Love the pun, hate the reality. Also, "wield" is spelled with an I-E, not an E-I.
5657995 Brings new meaning to money burning a hole in your pocket.
I might point out that the value of this object⁽*⁾ cannot go down, therefore making it a desirable investment.
(*) Object in the metaphorical sense only, since no actual objects are exchanged during the ownership process other than your money going into our pocket.
5658159
I'm waiting for the Non Fungible Toilet; Non Fungible Turtle; Non Fungible tazer; Non Fungible torpedo; and Non Fungible telemarketer
5658072
Things can always be worse.
Cursed to have a low average bias on probability?
5658072
Not as an official rule. House rule possibly thought it would potentially conflict with the Rogue ability "Reliable Talent."
5658252
It is an actual RAW rule.
From the D20SRD, which is essentially the D&D 3.5 ruleset, page on skill checks:
5658252
There is a reason the "Take 10/Take 20" rules explicitly say the character has to not "be threatened or distracted". If you are making an ability check in the middle of a chase you're certainly distracted if not also threatened.
That ability is basically a "Take 10" for when you ARE distracted or in danger.
5658014
Now I am imagining some sort of "Arcane Technomancer" type class that summons random aircraft and hurtles them down on their enemy like a flaming metal meteor.
5658018
*cries in Apple Mouse*
5658377
Upon reading that my first thought was “that would’ve made 9/11 a lot easier to pull off” and imagining Osama. God damn it brain, why do you do this to me?
5658402
5658280
Not in 5e, which was what vladspellbinder was asking when I responded.
As I said I suspect because it didn't make it over officially as it would conflict with the Rogue's Reliable Talent, though some DM's may still house rule it back in.
5658405
You should have chosen a longer version of that scene. "I killed a guy with a trident" and all.
Hah! :D
You know, I had a thought the other day:
I wonder if anyone's tried to sell an NFT of the Brooklyn Bridge yet?
5659344
I know someone's tried to sell an NFT of the Mona Lisa, which is close enough for the joke (the original Mona Lisa being worth more than copies is the non-vulgar version of explaining what NFTs are).
5660740
...
Well, though, obviously, if Leonardo da Vinci didn't want someone else taking the opportunity, he should have just made an NFT of it himself first, right? "Being dead for hundreds of years" is just an excuse for a loser who's too lazy to get rich.
[facehoofs]
"the original Mona Lisa being worth more than copies is the non-vulgar version of explaining what NFTs are"
...I don't get it. Sure, the original Mona Lisa is worth more than a copy of the Mona Lisa -- but that has nothing to do with an NFT of the Mona Lisa, which has at _best_ the same sort of worth as oil rights on Titan.
I mean, outside the speculative
bubblemarket, of course.5660887
The NFT itself is the certificate of authenticity that the metaphorical original Mona Lisa belongs to you rather than the people right-clicking the image. The punchline is that this doesn't translate to any actual value for the Mona Lisa either.
5660918
Right; the NFT for the Brooklyn Bridge might purport to be a certificate of ownership, but it's just as valid as the one bought off the owner a tourist, why, just happened to run into in the street. And said owner is just so happy to have the opportunity to hand over custody to such an upstanding individual; why, just look at how big his grin is as he hands the deed over...
And as for owning the Mona Lisa? Yeah, head to the Louvre, casually hop the security around the Mona Lisa in front of whatever witnesses happen to be present, and start trying to take it home; I'm sure the very-promptly-appearing security, once you explain that, no, you're the owner of the painting, the internet said so, will happily help you get the painting off the wall and into a tube to walk off with.
(And I didn't get you were making a joke, sorry; thanks for the explanation. I just find this whole NFT thing so... ugggh.)
5658038
Even better, an NFT is a small computer program that does something like hyperlink to some art. So it can be a small computer virus programmed to steal your gp and valuable magic items. And can be given to you against your will.