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  • 6 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 6 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 7 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 9 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 11 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Mar
18th
2022

Hi I accidentally created an amazing pony tweet and I need to share it with you · 10:06pm Mar 18th, 2022

Context: a reply to someone shipping starburst instead of StarTrix on this Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/PWhateverer/status/1504132876803133440?t=iyslyr1HWcgj7tIlRBrvBg&s=19


"Only if you count her pegging him once towards the end of that one Grand Galloping Gala afterparty at the AirBnB Spitfire rented that got a bit too lit when Vinyl showed up with an 8-ball of Ket and turned into a 3-day methamphetamine bender with Trixie, Pinkie, and Tree Hugger."

Comments ( 6 )

congratulations on the tweet

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Thank you. I love the genre of pony stories that is basically what if my little pony had the same shenanigans and content rating of BoJack horseman without all the horrifically depressing existential crisis.

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of all the genres of pony stories out there, that is certainly one of them

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I would totally watch Bojack without all the horrifically depression existential crisis. That sounds like a much better show than what we got

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It's got its own dark shit, but Touca and Bertie is Bojack horseman but as a somewhat lighter gal pal comedy staring a toucan and... Jay I think? I need to watch the rest of it.

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Bertie is definitely not a Jay. I think she’s a wren. Just checked Wikipedia: says Bertie is a song thrush.

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