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Dec
8th
2012

Sleeplens im Pomnyvible · 4:08pm Dec 8th, 2012

Before I begin: I'm 5 away from 200 watchers. :O That's awesome!

So yeah, Magic Duel? Pretty much the best episode ever. I don't know how they can top it, though given the rumors I've heard that could potentially be about the season finale, it may have a run for its money.

Speaking of rumors and spoilers, I saw the clip for this episode last night and it was incredible weird. I can't even explain why. But hey, Scootasode finally!

But before we get there, creepy thought about One Bad Apple: why does AJ only ever refer to Babs as "your cousin" when speaking to Apple Bloom? That's how parents talk. <.< I mean, she's Applejack's cousin too... isn't she?

More thoughts about Magic Duel. Someone complained that Twilight having difficulties lifting a cart or spinning animals around is ridiculous given her performance during Boast Busters with the Ursa. I think, however, that they're missing how Twilight's magic works.

Twilight is, in essence, a power mage. She can cast ridiculously complex spells, but when it comes to levitation or other areas of finesse, she has difficulty. The fact is, Rarity could spin those animals around with no problem; the cart and apples she would have far more difficulty with, however, because of the increased weight. Rarity is a finesse mage.

To Twilight, lifting a cart and a bunch of apples is every bit as difficult as lifting a giant bear, a water tower, and a barn, because she has the magical power to lift large objects, but not the fine control necessary to manipulate more than a few. I'm not sure how well this theory holds up (she is, after all, capable of organizing the library easily, but that could potentially be an 'organize library' spell, versus plain levitation), but I think it helps to explain away seeming inconsistencies.

SPOLLERS TEH BEGINN HEARS

Oh hey, there's John deLancie's new voicework, in the naughty or nice commercial!

who is that handsome stallion?

hi grannt

lol, she's learned

you realize this is just like the opening of curie mark chronicles

lol hero worship

guess what!

Is it my imagination, or is Scoot a little taller now?

oh god, she does want to get adopted! :D

god she's so cute :V

buzzzzzz

meanie belle

lol, rarity hates nature

DEM EYES

river!

that is a saddlebag of holding

ololol

headscarf!

>eyelash curler

oh man Rarity's in top form

Max: "Scootaloo's a bug."

Me: "This means she's a changeling." I'm pretty sure that story has been written.

whoa

like, quadruple whoa

HAHAHA that was amazing

oh god I cannot get over Rarity's outfit

I hope her tent is amazing

Max: "Rainbow Dash doesn't like when ponies snore."

YES I KNEW IT

it has a second level!

and a vaz!

no, but seriously, I... HAH, called it!

yay chaise!

CONTINUITY!

she's turned on by them :B

Olden Pony?

aww, Rainbow believes in her

wtf rarity

oh god her shoes though

that's because Granny Smith isn't there

WHOA HEY NOW RAINBOW NONE OF THAT

I am NOT including that scene in my 'shippable moments' :|

teddy bear <.< whose is it?

dat snore face

oh hey look she's dreaming

YAY IT'S KRASTOS

aw :(

I think that was a horse sound

Luna wtf

and then Scootaloo peed

yeah, I saw that clip yesterday and was like "wtf" and I am still like "wtf" and I hope this shit gets explained somehow.

I'll be damned, the guy doing the Hungry Hungry Hippos commercial theme is Parry Gripp!

whoa wtf iss she dong

OH MY SHIT

THE SUN IT BURNS

Winsome Falls?

man, Sweetie is gonna be built like the Hulk when she grows up.

sleepy driving kills!

olol

pfffhaha

poor Harry

you realize she's sleep-flapping

Max: "Hmm. Scooter is missing now. She's just a loo."

Me: "I hope no one pees on her."

lol Scoot what have you gotten yourself into

dat face

this is a great episode for faces

wtf Applejack can you be any more downhomey

lol prnacing ponies

Scootabuse is canon? I mean, they're making her do all the work etc.

fire's gonna be out in thirty seconds

I can tell horrible stories :V

Raibnow severy day!

>somepony's shakin'? how can be shipping?

HEADLESS HORSE :D

unlike SOME :V

Applejack, you're bad at this

sparks!

yes, yes you will

campfire song?

WHAT IN THE FUCK SWEETIE

SWEETIE STAHP

ahahahah!

>dance contest

Applejack knows what lurks in the hearts of ponies

she doesn't want to waste a single minute sleeping with Rainbow Dash

Max: "This is a Nightmare on Elm St. episode."

oh yes I wanna see the Headless Horse :D

SONIC SCOOTBOOM

OKAY WELL SHUT UP ABOUT IT

whoa :O okay then

that looked like Pinkie

oh, it is Luna! whoa! :D FUCKING YES THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

she's saying 'you' :O

Luna > Headless Horse

And then Friendship is Witchcraft was canon

why is she talking like a robot

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER AKUSGHEURGBD:BLVJVUDJ

she's gotta poop

well okay, now everything is awesome :V

Max: "Football practice!"

oh, so now she's got to save everyone from an actual monster?

Rainbow Dash whinnies in her sleep @_@

wtf she dong

there goes the scooter again <.<

I bet she has extras

you're touching me!

crying like a babby

MARE IN THE MOON

she wants to be adopted!

and i'm stupid!

aw

Max: "And by deny it, I mean kill you."

NO DASH BAD TOUCH

whoa dem falls o.o

Max: "You realize that's a Teddy Ruxpin set piece."

if Scootaloo is fly--oh, good

WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW

wahahaha! best response

Holy shit Scootasode was Lunasode too! That brought it out of 'just okay' territory. Admittedly, the rest of it was 'just okay', but I think I'll rank this a bit higher than I had anticipated about halfway through. Man, we've got a lot of new canon and fanon-confirmation to play with now!

Magic Duel
One Bad Apple
Sleepless in Ponyville
Too Many Pinkie Pies
The Crystal Kingdom

Songs:
Babs Seed
The Crystal Faire
I Wasn't Prepared for This

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Comments ( 22 )

WOONA WAS IN IT!!!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png
THAT MAKES IT FAVE EPISODE EVER.
Except for A Canterlot Wedding... but still. 120/100

Power and finesse...

Yeah, that makes sense. I buy this. :3

Correction:
99 Buckets Of Oats On The Wall
Babs Seed
The Crystal Faire
I Wasn't Prepared for This
:trollestia:

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587091
I am not fucking counting that as a song. >:|

>Magic Duel
>Best Episode
Do you even pone?

587165 I am agree. :| Magic Duel is my new "I'm in the minority when I think this episode is good but really overrated" for the season, last season being Luna Eclipsed.

Our season tier is sooo different:
BEST: Too Many Pinkie Pies (because Pinkie)
GREAT: Sleepless in Ponyville (because cutes and funny and good debut by new writer and worldbuilding of Luna)
GOOD: One Bad Apple (songs please me) & Magic Duel
OKAY: The Crystal Kingdom (wife tossing is best Equestrian sport)

tfw we rank episodes nearly exactly the same except I'd switch the bottom two

edit: also I think I put sleepless one spot up.

DOUBLE EDIT: so basically not the same as yours OH WELL

Don't really have a standout fave episode this season. All of them had great moments, but none made me flip.

I am liking the tone of S3 so far though.
Less wtf than S2 but more coolness than S1.

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587165
587195
587234
For the record, I consider Magic Duel "great" (kits, we have discussed you being wrong already), Crystal Kingdom "poor" and the rest "good". So despite TMPP being near the bottom, it's still a good episode in my view and leagues beyond the opener.

587647
Agreed. Season 2 was a chore at times, despite some of the great things it brought us, but everything from season 3 since the opener has had at least something amazing to offer and nothing groan-worthy. Even the opener wasn't that bad, just boring!

587195
I like Crystal Kingdom more than Babs, simply because there was a lot of good Mane Six interaction and lols. Also, multihoof drifting and Spike is useful.

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589108
But villain was crap, I hate Cadence, the mane six didn't save the day AGAIN and most of it was pointless, boring filler.

589140

and most of it was pointless, boring filler.

That part is called "the show".

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589145
No, it's called "the writers don't know what to do when handed awesome shit".

589140
The villain wasn't supposed to be a charcter. He's an ominous evil. Twilight and Spike saved the day. Shining chucked Cadance which I'm taking as grounds for divorce and writing that Twi gets all the princesses and Rarity finally gets her (ex)prince fic :|

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589195
Wife toss was the best thing in that episode.

Everything else was meh. :| You should totally write that fic, though.

590629
No. Dash poking Fluttershy with her lance was the best thing.
Also, "I want a flugel horn"
and, "I want a flugel horn"
Also blowing flugel horn while yelling "flugel horn"
And Dash growling. Seriously. Last sound Pinkie hears before becoming exhausted.

Wife toss was good, but nowhere near the best thing.

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590662
Man, the flugelhorn thing just completely fell flat for me. "I want a flugelhorn"? Is that the best they could do? I love her jester outfit, though.

Saying it while blowing on them was pretty genius, at least. And took me a while before I was sure I wasn't just imagining things.

So much of that episode was straight-up boring. D:

But before we get there, creepy thought about One Bad Apple: why does AJ only ever refer to Babs as "your cousin" when speaking to Apple Bloom? That's how parents talk. <.< I mean, she's Applejack's cousin too... isn't she?

Maybe she's her niece?

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594436
That would require Babs' parents to be Applejack's siblings, and Applejack to be Apple Bloom's mother. This is what I'm hinting, mind.

596685 Not necessarily, it could be AJ's parents had siblings who gave birth to babs. Families can get very complicated and often simple terms are used. I suspect the apple family tree is a bit nuts to understand :rainbowlaugh:

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596820
If AJ's parents' siblings gave birth to Babs, then she would be AJ's cousin as well. Being an older sibling does not change cousin status. My point is, it's slightly odd for her not to have said "our cousin Babs". Heck, if AJ and Apple Bloom's cousin had Babs, she'd still be their (second) cousin.

Not that I'm being serious about any of this in the least.

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