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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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Oct
28th
2021

Would You Rather Have · 3:40pm October 28th

A cute blue space elf waifu (she loves you, but doesn't quite know how human sexuality works)

Or a lifetime supply of garlic bread?

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Comments ( 16 )

Waifu for laifu!:heart:

Urgh. That meme is at least three weeks ago. Give me something more moist.

A cute blue space elf waifu (she loves you, but doesn't quite know how human sexuality works)

It-a depend-a on how I a-feel-a!

Garlic bread

Please Garlic bread

Garlic bread of course

If her being a space elf wasn't known, how old would one assume her to be?

Obviously I’d choose the lifetime supply of Garlic Bread.

A good supply Garlic Bread can be utilized to attract a Space Waifu who shares my love of Garlic Bread.

The garlic bread. Because the blue would just...I mean, every time we'd...I'd think of Robin Williams and I just couldn't...

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Legal in the Humankind Abh Empire.

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19 at the end of the show, but she'll live for 250 years on average.

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