Jul
12th
2021
The Bean is Loose! · 10:47pm Jul 12th, 2021
Yes, Baked Bean got out of his cage again. This time, he's been spotted over in Goldfur's Mark my Words, so at least we know he's being treated well by an exceptional author. Go check it out, and be amazed as my Trixie sees what she could have been, and share your love with poor, poor Chrissy, who gets quite the tounge lashing.
And if you tell Goldfur that I sent you, I'll take ten percent of your next order and throw in free 2 day shipping. 
Now, how in Equestria does Bean keep getting out? I spared no expense...
Quite simple phase shifting
no one can keep a good bean down.
*whistles innocently as he carefully pushes the key in under a rug with one of his rear hooves*
This is what happens when you go with the lowest bidder Bean! I keep tellin' you this but ya just don't listen.
First Bean stole the heart of a princess, then he stole our hearts. He didn't escape, he simply went to where his people needed him.
Three cheers for Irrespective for allowing Goldfur and I to completely, as they say in Australia, “bugger up” his entire universe!
Except this time, it is two Chrysalises that are the Queen Buggers.
It turns out he’s more closely related to Cousin Jumping Bean than anyBean thought.
Quite a mobile Bean indeed. He jumps.