Jun
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This seems like a good day for paid self-torture · 5:05pm Jun 10th, 2021
Due to a dollar store discovery, I am temporarily resetting my Ko-Fi goal. From the posting of this blog until 4:30 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time today, meeting the new goal (or a significant microfraction thereof) will force me to perform an 8:00 p.m. Discord server viewing livestream of:
The goal is twenty million dollars.
...or a significant microfraction thereof...
...look.
I know my audience.
At least one of you would want to watch me potentially die in realtime.
I can only hope that person's last name is Bezos.
You fiend!
It takes true courage to even potentially watch THAT film. In the words of Ash from Alien, "I can't lie to you about your chances. But you have my sympathies."
Sheer stupidity or bravery beyond the line of duty? Perhaps both.
Either way, I salute you and your sacrifice.
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Which would be a low for anyone's acting career, but when you're Patrick Stewart, it's worse.
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Personally I preferred his voice-acting as Adventure in the Pagemaster.
Don't do it!
You have too much to live for!
If you survive..,. try this movie as a challenge
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Watch "The Room" with Tommy Wiseau next, it's so bad it's good.
Isn't assisting in suicide illegal though?
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We who are about to buy salute you.
You unwitting fool, I could pay that in Zimbabwe dollars and force 90 minutes of your suffering for our enjoyment.
(I mean, you'd still get something like 50k USD out of it, so it's not like you'd actually lose on the deal. Of course, if I had 20,000,000 in any currency, I could just watch the movie myself and put that towards that therapy I'd undoubtedly require after.)
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(Got it in while they were editing.)
It´s not THAT bad. I mean...there are worse things...like, Power Puff Girls Live Action level of worse.
You need to tone down your expectations if you want to live through those dark times of wokeness.
Except for Loki. He deserves all your expectations and some. And he delivers. With a smile. And a backstab.
Have 'fun' with the movie!
Should we consider this your "hold my beer" to watching five minutes of High School Musical?
Either way, you have my sincere sympathies.