So I Had a Very Interesting Experience Yesterday Afternoon Before Work. · 11:17am Nov 16th, 2020
I saw Celestia at a grocery store in Applewood yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and waving her hoof in front of my face. I trotted away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to trot out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways under her wings without paying.
The colt at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “M’am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
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After centuries of being unflinchingly polite to just about everyone, there's going to be some backlash as Sunbutt finally relaxes.
I recognize this copypasta. Good to see an old classic return with a pony twist.
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She’s lucky viral videos and getting cancelled on social media don’t exist yet. (speaking of, someday I should actually probably read that Anon-a-miss IDW comic that seems to have inspired about 300 stories on this website
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If you've read any of those stories, you already know enough to understand how the plot went. Don't waste your time on it.
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I actually haven’t read any of them, I just find it really interesting how in general you know, the official comics don’t seem to generate a ton of interest (i’ve heard pretty much nothing about how the so called season 10 line is going) except that one specific arc.
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It's not even an arc. It was a special holiday issue. The story is just terrible. Everyone is an asshole to Sunset, the people who really are responsible never get a comeuppance, and it's just a rehash of one of the show episodes.
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Oof.
It was earlier today around noon near Bridleway. I've been on vacation with a couple of my friends in the city and most of them were sleeping in after a late night. I strolled out of the hotel and made my way to a nearby Hay Burger to grab some fries and a shake. When I was waiting to cross at the 46th and 7th crosswalk I noticed magic slip around me from behind and grab two of my fries. In my confusion I turned around and HOLY SHIT IT'S PRINCESS FUCKING LUNA! Before I could get a word out, she yelled over the crowd, "No one will ever believe you." She then cross to the other side of 7th avenue and disappeared into the crowd.
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Wow, she sounds a lot ruder in person. Very disappointing.
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Right?
Celestia is a karen