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    State of the Writer, April 2024!

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    Fic recs, April 28th!

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    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

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    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

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    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

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Sep
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2020

Here's something cool · 1:42pm Sep 19th, 2020

We need more cool shit in our lives.

I don't know why this is just now coming through Derpibooru, as the newest one of these is from four years ago, but have a bunch of really awesome Star Wars/MLP crossover art from kool dood jurneejakes.

I don't know what I like better: Celestia as Obi-Wan, or Big Mac as Chewie. :D

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Ah yes. More cool stuff.

Mac as Chewie works disturbingly well with the holiday special. Wife, check. Kid, check. Disgusting old man Wookie, check if we allow for Grand Pear.

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Someone get this man an Oscar award.

Good God, Applejack as Han Solo is such a fucking yes.

"Ah bucked the whole orchard in twelve parsecs, sugar cube!"

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Also yes.

And then they made an entire movie about her called Apple, the third act of which is all about how bucking an apple orchard efficiently is about covering the least distance possible, of course everyone knows a parsec isn't a unit of time, that would be ludicrous.

So the real questions become:

“Who is Greedo?”
“Who is Palpatine?”
“Who is Lando?”

Also, if Rarity is Leia, that means this is a RariJack ship.

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And Twilight and Rarity are sisters!

...And Luna's their mother?

Boy, this gets weird the deeper you go. XD

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That means that Padme's analogue is male in this universe.
And I just imagined Luna saying the "I hate sand" line XD

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Doesn’t she say something similar when her & Celestia go to the beach during their mini vacation?

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Well, if AJ is Han, then I guess Flim would be Greedo.

Palpatine... Well, there isn't really an analogue, so why not Sombra?

I really want to say Spike for Lando, but he'd more likely be C-3PO. So how about... Rainbow? Since they were friends in the past, and eventually reconcile.

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Sombra's up there bein' Darth Maul, which I feel is extremely fitting.

Discord could be Palpatine?

Spike as 3P0 is great XD Would that make Peewee R2D2?

All I can think of for Lando is Capper. :B

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Spike as 3P0 is great XD Would that make Peewee R2D2?

This suddenly has me 100% in favor of this idea. #Justice4Peewee


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All I can think of for Lando is Capper. :B

Oh God, that's perfect. Taye Diggs does have that same smooth, suave lilt to his voice that Billy Dee has.

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Capper's almost the same character!

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Also, if Rarity is Leia, that means this is a RariJack ship.

As everything should be.

I know rewrites aren't technically allowed, but someone should definitely do something with this kind of setup. Epic Alternate Universe Star Wars/MLP crossover with characters that mimic that of the original series? That is big brain stuff right there.

Someone make it happen.

I ended up thinking about this for some reason. So, some actual thoughts:
Discord should be Jar Jar Binks, except explicitly go all the way into the "Jar Jar was the real Sith Lord and Palpatine was just a patsy"-theory.
Applejack as Han Solo implies the Flim Flam Brothers (her canon rivals) as Boba Fett. This makes no sense whatsoever, which also makes it brilliant. The Flim Flam Brothers pretend to be the most dangerous bounty hunters in the galaxy to scam the Empire but somehow accidentally succeed.
Fluttershy and her animal friends are obvious replacements for the ewoks. If Spike is C-3PO, it fits even better (her initial obsession with him on their first meeting paralleling the ewoks belief that C-3PO is their god).
And Capper would be the perfect Lando, yes.

I know it is bad form to just straight up contradict the OP, but Starswirl should be Mace Windu (stubborn jerk who causes massive problems and ruins everything because he just can't stop being a stubborn jerk all the time) and Clover would be a better Qui-Gon.

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Applejack as Han Solo implies the Flim Flam Brothers (her canon rivals) as Boba Fett. This makes no sense whatsoever, which also makes it brilliant. The Flim Flam Brothers pretend to be the most dangerous bounty hunters in the galaxy to scam the Empire but somehow accidentally succeed.

And then they fall into a Sarlacc! :D

Discord as Emperor Jar-Jar is amazing.

I’m all for Applejack Solo and Princess Rarity, cause Rarijack is canon, I says.

Also, would this make Sunset Shimmer Mara Jade? Or are we not doing that flavor of EU? It’s hard to keep track nowadays.

This is cool. Showed to my Star Wars friends.

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