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4th
2020
- Member Since 30th Apr, 2019
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MlpHero
Where headcanon becomes absurd and canon absurder
MlpHero
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5300537
“...You two are disgusting...”
5300540
“...”
Heh, I dunno Hero, it was pretty good.
5300563
“I-I-I don’t even know. You guys are gross, I’m going to get baptized.” *Chugs holy water*
5300574
“Chrysalis damn it!”
5300565
Heh thanks.
“It’s still disgusting!”
5300578
No problem
5300579
“Argh!”
5300592
“I-I give up... bye.”
5300632
“Ahh!”
5300650
*Jumps out of window to try and save what little innocence he has left*
5300653
“Argh! Stop it!”
5300663
“Well, if you couldn’t tell, I’m in a lot of bucking pain!”
5300665
“Just call an ambulance!”
5300669
“Never!”
5300674
“Whatever! I’ll just crawl to the hospital!”
5300679
“I’m getting there! Slowly but... Argh! Surely...”
5300680
5300679
I'm here to ruin the joke!
Oops, sorry didn't meat to cut in... If you need any more meaterial, I can cook up a bit more with tyme. You can count on me when the steaks are on the table, I'm a seasoned venison. I'll let you marinate on the idea for a while. It was nice to meat you, sorry I walked in on such a tender moment between you two. Anyway, If I rubbed you the wrong way, please don't have a cow and grill meat for it. Sear you on the flippedside!.....
Man... I brat the wurst jokes with meat today....
5300680
No you're not... and don't call me Shirley.
5300764
“Jokes on you, I’m resting in a hospital bed.”
5300765
Here's some reading meaterial.
5300735
Hope its tasty, I cooked it with love.
Be careful, it might be a bit spicy. And carefull with the knife, it can cut you down to T Bone.
5300772
“Eh.”
5300776
Awww... not even a "heh"...... oh well... do you carrot all if I try some bad vegetable jokes then?
5300779
*Crawls out of bed and pulls himself over to a window.*
5300781
hey, this joke will relate to you in a moment!
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
5300782
“...What..?”
5300784
the wheelchair... ugh... i won't do that again, I can't stand cripple jokes...
5300786
“Well, at least you draw the line somewhere.”
5300788
Yeah... they are like 9/11 jokes, they make me want to jump out a wind...oh... OK seriously, I'm sorry. I actually don't like most jokes like that.
5300789
“Good to know you have a line in the sand.”
5300790
and yet I've crossed it twice now... in fairness to me the tide seems to have moved part of it a bit. I'll call trump and have a wall built instead. Good night!
5300791
“True.”
5300788
Speaking of lines... (hands you a straw)
5302349
“...What’s this for?”
5302350
I was gonna post the scene from Jeff dunham Christmas special with peanut and guitar guy, but I can't find the one I'm looking for.
5302371
“Huh.”
5302375
I just saw the craziest thing.
5302405
“What?”
5302406
You spoke in blue... as in th COLOR. I know right. I swear its not the lines I did. You spoke and all I saw was BLUE!
5302407
*Backs up in fear for his life*
5302408
Hey, you dropped this (holds out straw)...
5302411
“Okay?” *Takes straw back*
5302413
*you feel as tho you have made a horible mistake as you hold the straw, a feeling of dread washes over you*
5302415
“What are you planning?”
5302419
*You are standing there confused*
...waiting for input...
5302424
“Is this some kinda innuendo or something? It’s losing plot faster than a whale’s digestive system.”
5302427
Ah... oh well. I was expecting you to *drop the staw* then I was going to *offer it back to you, eyes glowing red, nose bleeding* then you were gonna *wake up, realize it was a dream* *look over see a straw in a cup* *throw the straw away, hear a noise turn around* and a sharp tooth faded version of yourself was going to say *you dropped this*.
It was a dumb idea, dont mind me ive had no sleep. And I'm bored waiting for my LOD gen on Skyrim SE
5302435
“Huh.“
5302439
Ummm... best blue changeling?...
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/908448/and-now
5302441
“I am best... Right?”