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Posh


How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

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  • 71 weeks
    Reaction Story Ideas

    Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.

    What is a reaction story?

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    20 comments · 368 views
  • 92 weeks
    Chapter Eight is Live

    The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.

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  • 93 weeks
    The Pros and Cons of Giving a Damn

    "I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.

    "’Cuz they're always gone, in the end."

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  • 98 weeks
    Donations Page: For Billy Kametz

    Billy Kametz has passed away.

    For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.

    Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.

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  • 99 weeks
    Posh's Story Reviews: Folio The Second - Part Two - A Mire From Which There Can Be No Exodus

    Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).

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May
8th
2020

11:11 · 4:44am May 8th, 2020

Most girls share the same desire: they want to be more than what they are. They've experienced all that being ordinary has to offer, and want to become extraordinary.

But you already know what it means to extraordinary, in your own human way. It's given you so much that you're full to bursting. If you don't let it out, then it'll become you, and all you'll be is grief.

That doesn't need to be your fate.

You just need to trust me.

Make a contract with me...

...and become a magical girl.

Comments ( 24 )
Scampy #1 · May 8th, 2020 · · 1 ·

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Such a potent series for an EqG crossover.

I'm so hyped for this.

Oh my. This could go in some very interesting directions, depending on who's getting Kyuubey's pitch. Looking forward to it.

I fell on hard times a few years back, and went to Posh for help. He made me come all the way out to his house, an hours long journey, on the promise that he'd let me stay a few days to help me out. When I got there, he laughed in my face and poured soup in my hair. He made me stay in the doghouse in his back garden, and all the time I was there, he kept calling me Soup Boy. Posh is a vile man, and I would not edit these crossovers for him if I had a choice.

Oh, no way! I'm not much of a Madoka fan (Urobuchi's written better, Psycho-Pass and Thunderbolt Fantasy come to mind) but anything from you is bound to be good.

Personally, I found Wixoss to be a much better execution of the 'teenage girls fight for wishes with magic and get screwed over' premise, and I highly recommend it:

This would fit remarkably well with my basic thesis of Harmony, that friendship overcomes entropy by being more than the sum of the parts. It’s not JUST turning into witches that will prove to be a motivation for Kyubey by the end.

Posh #9 · May 8th, 2020 · · 1 ·

5258231 A beautiful memory.:heart:

Posh what are you doing

pls tell me she will be smart enough to ask 'what's the catch'

5258519 whomever do you mean~?

I don’t know what this means but it’s intriguing.

I watched the Rebellion movie on Dubs's recommendation and I'm excited now for anything else Madoka related. <3

5259098 I made that movie

5258536
It literally doesnt matter when Kyuubey is involved!!

5259570 read my story

ilu

5258231
Tell me more stories about your time as the Soup Boy

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Posh used to show nothing but war movies. I can still taste the gunpowder he mixed into the soup.

5262185
That's souper gross

Posh #20 · May 14th, 2020 · · 1 ·

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5262241

I also killed his parents (microwaved their soup so hot that it burned them alive), but I haven’t told him yet.

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What kind of soup was it?

Posh #22 · May 14th, 2020 · · 1 ·

5262373 Estus Soup.

5262389
How in the frick does someone die by drinking estus

Posh #24 · May 14th, 2020 · · 1 ·

5262517 There was a lot of gunpowder.

Like, a LOT of gunpowder.

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